"HUGRAPE" -- Does it Exist?

[2HousePlague]

My wife just told me I "Hugraped" her -- meaning that I hugged her, or took a hug from her, against her will.

And, I'm like, SO...

Whaddaya think?

Is this bad?

If it were sex, the answer would be obvious.

Maybe a hug is too much to just TAKE.

And think about how many other people, semi-strangers, people at work, the opportunistic maternity-ward hug-stalker, etc. etc. -- there are out there who will Ambush-Hug you when you least expect it.

That's kinda scary.

I also suspect the work place is literally teeming with unwanted, icky-making hugs -- but when was the last time you heard of a sexual harassment lawsuit based on a hug?

Hmmmmm.


I think HugRapers have been getting a free ride from society long enough.


LET'S STOP THE HUGGING!

J-

[Rob]

Did you use a knife?

[who]

Damn you just readraped me by making me read your thread.


What about smileraping? or eye-boggle-raping, when you stare at a sexy chick?

[Rob]

eye-boggle-raping

Every man with a girlfriend or wife would be doing time if that were a real offense.

[who]

Every man with a girlfriend or wife would be doing time if that were a real offense.

Wow I just thought. What if my hand didn't want to make love to me all those times I forced it apon my penis?

[2HousePlague]

Every man with a girlfriend or wife would be doing time if that were a real offense.

Do you ever pretend to make conversation, just so you have an excuse to follow her to the bathroom?

And then you can sell this to her as "Really being into the conversation..."




j-

[Rob]

Wow I just thought. What if my hand didn't want to make love to me all those times I forced it apon my penis?

I'm thinking the same exact thing!!! What if my penis didn't want to make love to your mouth everytime it forced itself upon my thrust muscle.

[Rob]

Do you ever pretend to make conversation, just so you have an excuse to follow her to the bathroom?

And then you can sell this to her as "Really being into the conversation..."




j-

I don't speak Spanish. Can someone translate this for me?

[Lt. Space Dingo]

hugrape is legit

its all good fun until Janice unleashes her swinging elbows of fury- my god, I think she can form a knifepoint with her bent arms

[who]

I'm thinking the same exact thing!!! What if my penis didn't want to make love to your mouth everytime it forced itself upon my thrust muscle.

I asked it if it wanted to proceed, and it bobbed the universal 'yes'.

[2HousePlague]

I don't speak Spanish. Can someone translate this for me?

Do you ever pretend to make conversation, just so you have an excuse to follow her to the bathroom?

And then you can sell this to her as "Really being into the conversation..."




j-

Aunque vendas mucho aqui en "Tijuana", hay sitios que yo conozo en "Mexico" donde no te comprarian ni tu culo con saliva.

[Rob]

I asked it if it wanted to proceed, and it bobbed the universal 'yes'.

Did you hypnotize it first? All you need is a wind instrament and a wisker basket.

[Rob]

Aunque vendas mucho aqui en "Tijuana", hay sitios que yo conozo en "Mexico" donde no te comprarian ni tu culo con saliva.

I don't'a speak'a English. Can someone translate'o this for me'o?

[2HousePlague]

I don't'a speak'a English. Can someone translate'o this for me'o?

Aunque vendas mucho aqui en "Tijuana", hay sitios que yo conozo en "Mexico" donde no te comprarian ni tu culo con saliva.

You are a lovely young man with a bright future.


j-

[Rob]

You are a lovely young man with a bright future.


j-

I'm just fucking with you, bro. I really don't have a bright future. I have lackofmotivationitus. It's terminal.

[Furious_Female]

Well, I guess it could be considered assault

[Kevsh]

Is this a niche yet? Think they may have to change the name though...