Zend Optimizer not installed ( Need Help!)

[clubchics]

does anyone know how to install this pile of shit software... please icq me or post

icq 55112653

[swedguy]

http://zend.com/store/products/optimizer-faq.php#9

How is the Zend Optimizer installed?

UNIX (Linux, Solaris, FreeBSD) & Mac OSX

To install the Zend Optimizer under UNIX or Mac OSX:

1. Execute the following command (and follow the instructions):
./install.sh
NOTE: Be sure to download the Zend Optimizer version that corresponds with the platform you use.
2. If you are running under Apache, restart your Apache Web server. For Apache V1.3, use the commands:
apachectl stop; apachectl start

[Illicit]

have your host do it for you

[zagi]

Simplest way to do it is download the application

Google: zend or visit zend.com to download the zend optimizer
http://www.zend.com/store/free_download.php?pid=13

SSH to your server and su root
tar zxvpf ZendFilenameHere.tar.gz
cd ZendDirectory
./install.sh

It will restart apache for you and your server will magically have this pile of shit software you call Zend.

*To test its working create a php.php file with <?php phpinfo() ?> and visit it on the web
You should see Zend appear as included below the top banner image

Zagi - RCN:4930562

[chaze]

Ask you host, we could do it in 5 minutes:

www.adult-website-hosting.com

[Babaganoosh]

"pile of shit"?

[fris]

"pile of shit"?

exactly if its such a pile of shit software why does all major apps use it. and why does this person need it

[zentz]

what is zend optimizer ?

[zagi]

what is zend optimizer ?

Zend Optimizer is an Apache plugin that allows you to run binary PHP code.

This is used for 2 reasons:

A. Compile and hide PHP source code ( many scripts will use this to protect their code )
B. Optimize and speed up php execution for Zend compiled scripts

Typically, if your program doesn't require Zend you dont need this functionality.

[adultguus]

does anyone know how to install this pile of shit software... please icq me or post

icq 55112653

I guess you would call any software package that has to be installed on your server a pile of shit, because you simply don't know how to install packages on your server.

Don't worry about that, it doesn't matter, you can't know everything, but don't blame the software for the need to be installed before it works

[adultguus]

O and btw, if you it doesn't work because your server uses FreeBSD 5.3 or higher, this is correct. Zend doesn't support FreeBSD 5.3 or higher at this moment. If you need to get it running on that OS, you can contact me on icq 19466672.

[beta-tester]

if you still need help I can do that for you.
ICQ: 944-32046

[Lester]

http://www.clubchics.com/

goes to a golf site??????

[XYCash]

Just did it a few weeks back and it wasn't so bad. ICQ me 92621328 if you're on Linux and need a hand, I'm used to giving my host gray hair by compiling all my packages from source and customizing them :-)

-doug

[FrankWhite]

O and btw, if you it doesn't work because your server uses FreeBSD 5.3 or higher, this is correct. Zend doesn't support FreeBSD 5.3 or higher at this moment. If you need to get it running on that OS, you can contact me on icq 19466672.

you are not correct zend does support freebsd 5.x you just gotta download the correct version of zend.

[adultguus]

you are not correct zend does support freebsd 5.x you just gotta download the correct version of zend.

Yes I am correct. Zend Optimizer does not support FreeBSD 5.3.

Check their forum if you still think I'm wrong.

http://www.zend.com/phorum/read.php?...96&thread=3782

[Doc911]

Zend Products rock. They speed up PHP applications and allow for encription of code. You must not know anything about php coding if you think its shit.