Make me a corpse

**nofx** · 03-09-2005, 09:33 PM

the grim reaper

**Spunky** · 03-09-2005, 09:33 PM

Can I shoot you between the eyes first?

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by nofx

the grim reaper

I've been looking for him for the last couple years, but hes elusive.

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by spunky

Can I shoot you between the eyes first?

Sure, but then I wouldn't be able to enjoy the after effects.

**pornguy** · 03-09-2005, 09:37 PM

poof, you're a corpse!

hehe.
I can send you a death certificate, in case you have life insurance, and that is what you need it for ;)

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

poof, you're a corpse!

hehe.
I can send you a death certificate, in case you have life insurance, and that is what you need it for ;)

Nah, at this moment I don't feel like dying actually. I am just interested in what can be photoshopped.

**jamesonxx** · 03-09-2005, 10:25 PM

The Undertaker.

**who** · 03-09-2005, 10:28 PM

yeah easy. Just posta photo of you and some of us will give it a chop.

**reynold** · 03-09-2005, 10:32 PM

How about Hades?

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by .?.

yeah easy. Just posta photo of you and some of us will give it a chop.

Heres one, I have more, lemme find them before I go to the bar.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/chop.jpg

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by reynold

How about Hades?

**who** · 03-09-2005, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Heres one, I have more, lemme find them before I go to the bar.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/chop.jpg

Sorry, I don't chop chopped pics. that would be dicing. NO DICE.

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by .?.

Sorry, I don't chop chopped pics. that would be dicing. NO DICE.

Lemme dig up the unchopped one.

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Lemme dig up the unchopped one.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/cleancut.jpg

**fl_prn_str** · 03-09-2005, 11:07 PM

I know a crooked M.E. & Undertaker will hook you up.....the IRS will think you died.....So, How much ya owe in back taxes?

**Shoehorn!** · 03-09-2005, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by fl_prn_str

I know a crooked M.E. & Undertaker will hook you up.....the IRS will think you died.....So, How much ya owe in back taxes?

I don';t owe shit to any9one. Espescially the fucking government.

**PHPdude** · 03-10-2005, 12:36 AM

why not form a black metal band and then commit suicide in front of your friends and then they'll take pictures of you and put that in their album cover. a band did that once forgot the name though

**sonofsam** · 03-10-2005, 12:40 AM

why do you want a pic like that? gonna play a nasty prank on someone telling them you're dead?

**flashfire** · 03-10-2005, 12:41 AM

insurance fraud?

**Shoehorn!** · 03-10-2005, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by PHPdude

why not form a black metal band and then commit suicide in front of your friends and then they'll take pictures of you and put that in their album cover. a band did that once forgot the name though

I had a similar idea, I actually went as far as to have a site made around the idea. www.watchmeplayrussianroulette.com CCbill woudlnt proscses for it bcase u they considerd it a gambloing site.

Im drunk so pardon the missssplellings, but i think the domain url should be right.

**Shoehorn!** · 03-10-2005, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by sonofsam

why do you want a pic like that? gonna play a nasty prank on someone telling them you're dead?

DOn't you ever wonder what you'll look like in that state?

Make me a corpse

Make me a corpse

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