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  • SuckOnThis
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 6844

    #1

    Suicide notes

    Pretty wild shit of some real suicide notes.

    http://www.well.com/user/art/suicidenotes.html

    Here's a good one:

    Married male, age 74

    What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.

    No more I will pay the bills.

    No more I will drive the car.

    No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.

    No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.

    This is no way to live.

    Either is it any way to die.

    Her grub I can not eat.

    At night I can not sleep.

    I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.

    W.S.

    to the undertaker

    We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.

    Give this note to the cops.

    top

    Give me liberty or give me death.

    W.S.
  • PHPdude
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 1164

    #2
    Thats just lovely.
    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18642

      #3
      those are depressing
      I like turtles.

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      • yellowmenace
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 1141

        #4
        that's fucked up man.
        Yellow Menace
        icq# 322981173

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18642

          #5
          my god, some of those people are 13-16
          I like turtles.

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          • SuckOnThis
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 6844

            #6
            Originally posted by sonofsam
            those are depressing

            I don't know, kinda made me feel better.

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            • Pipecrew
              Master of Gfy.com
              • Feb 2002
              • 14888

              #7
              I was searching for a university recently and came across this one, very weird


              http://ash.spaink.net/conibear.html

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              • alexg
                IL4L.com
                • Aug 2003
                • 11287

                #8
                that's refreshing

                Find fuck buddies in your area!

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