Define your Perversions ~*~

**Dawgy** · 07-30-2002, 09:35 AM

perv

**HomeGrown** · 07-30-2002, 09:36 AM

Here is a sick minded one. No offense....

Get a girl, amputate her arms/legs. Put her in a briefcase, and carry her around as a personal pocket pussy. What is she gonna do? Kick you and slap you?

Beat that

**Chauncy** · 07-30-2002, 09:41 AM

ok this is hard to discribe but you know when a girl has a perfect ass and you get that nice crease where her thigh meets her ass well put her thighs together and where the creases meet it makes a bowl and I like to make things in that bowl like hot fudge sundays and eat it with no hands

**Cheshire** · 07-30-2002, 09:44 AM

Chauncy you are So Cool ~ That's crazy creative!
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**Chauncy** · 07-30-2002, 09:44 AM

to bad I haven't come up with a cool name for it

**Cheshire** · 07-30-2002, 09:46 AM

Hot Ass Bowl?

**Sly_RJ** · 07-30-2002, 09:49 AM

Fudge Pussy Sundae.

**Nina** · 07-30-2002, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire

I'll start things off with this one I made up:
Baby Rodeo: (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

~Okay, Your Turn!~

LOL... I love it Cheshire. Thanks for the laugh. I'm going to have to think of one for you.

**cherrylula** · 07-30-2002, 09:51 AM

a bananal split?

**cherrylula** · 07-30-2002, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
I'll start things off with this one I made up:
Baby Rodeo: (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

~Okay, Your Turn!~

Thats almost better than Taco Bell Anal Sex Revenge.

**Chauncy** · 07-30-2002, 09:53 AM

yeah Cherry thats the winner LOL

**-=HOAX=-** · 07-30-2002, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by cherrylula

Thats almost better than Taco Bell Anal Sex Revenge.

Whassat?

**Pornwolf** · 07-30-2002, 10:27 AM

Hmmm... I'm thinking...

**-=HOAX=-** · 07-30-2002, 10:31 AM

Quick Draw McGraw

While recieving head on the couch you slyly grab the TV remote and hit Power and then Mute fast enough not to give away the fact your watching TV while getting a blowjob.

**Carrie** · 07-30-2002, 10:49 AM

Do most guys have the dexterity to do that while getting head? Much less the frame of mind?

I'm trying my damndest but I just can't think of anything to beat that baby rodeo. That just rocks.

**Minte** · 07-30-2002, 10:53 AM

Only if its a football game..

**cherrylula** · 07-30-2002, 10:59 AM

**Cement Head** · 07-30-2002, 11:05 AM