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  • BloodFart
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 728

    #1

    ewe our stoopid!

    Last week I bought a hamburger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2
    and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and
    gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while
    looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to
    tell her to just give me 2 fucking quarters, but she got the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and drooled on herself.

    Why the fuck am i telling you this?

    Cuz I just read the "history of teaching math"

    Teaching Math in 1950
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
    4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math in 1960
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
    4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math in 1970
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
    $80. Did he make a profit?

    Teaching Math in 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is
    $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: underline the number 20.

    Teaching Math in 1990
    By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you
    think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after
    answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the
    logger cut down the trees? (There are no wrong answers.)


    Teaching Math in 2005
    El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de production........
    Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.
  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #2
    LOL .........

    odd thread of the day goes to you

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.

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    • tungsten
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2004
      • 10579

      #3
      lol
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      • Screaming
        I can change this!!!!!
        • Feb 2004
        • 18972

        #4
        all too common these days

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          you ever get one of those prices are that are like, $18.97 and you, having a brain dead moment, start routing around for 3 pennies to give to the cashier....

          and it's not until you actually put it in their hand that you realize "oh... right.. you'd just give me back 6 pennies then.. wouldn't you?"
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          • viki
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 2640

            #6
            Just a week ago I was at a restaurant and saw Girl Scout cookies for sale. I decided to buy two boxes at $3.50 a piece. I handed the cashier $20. She spent about a minute figuring out $3.50 x 2, and then another couple minutes subtracting it from $20. I could tell she was mentally counting it up on her fingers and toes.

            viki [at] realsexcash [dot] com
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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7

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