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[The Machine]

100?

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
How many more pages do i have to play with this moron before i get a free jacket?

yes, asking for one is a sure fire way to get one.

[Hooper]

i'm actually just hoping that lens will give me a kiss in florida.. but dont tell quiet... he might get jealous..


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<? echo '<invisible ink>quiet is a close pauper who really doesnt *get* business* </invisible ink>'; ?>

its ok though quiet.

in my 4 days on the internet i've learned that even the most confused posters such as yourself can be brought to see the light that is class and up fron honesty.

when you fee like answering some simple questions feel free to answer the "what do you do" question...

til then?

go away you fuckin gypsy

[Hooper]

And in the spirit of the thread:

Hi... i used to use a windows system.. but it turns out that i coudnt get image editing software that really did what i wanted.

So i bought an overpriced laptop and was so lonely that i took pictures of it for other people to see.

Now, I can post my stats & show people pictures of my pretty computer.

My name is Quiet.
I'm a lonely loser.

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
i'm actually just hoping that lens will give me a kiss in florida.. but dont tell quiet... he might get jealous..

<invisible ink>
quiet is a closet pauper who really doesnt *get* business
</invisible ink>

its ok though quiet.

in my 4 days on the internet i've learned that even the most confused posters such as yourself can be brought to see the light that is class and up fron honesty.

when you fee like answering some simple questions feel free to answer the "what do you do" question...

til then?

go away you fuckin gypsy.

yet you can't figure out how to post some simple stats. did you need to wake someone up to figure it out?

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
And in the spirit of the thread:

Hi... i used to use a windows system.. but it turns out that i coudnt get image editing software that really did what i wanted.

So i bought an overpriced laptop and was so lonely that i took pictures of it for other people to see.

Now, I can post my stats & show people pictures of my pretty computer.

My name is Quiet.
I'm a lonely loser.

finally, something funny.

[quiet]

what's final cut pro?

[Hooper]

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yet you can't figure out how to post some simple stats
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so now you're laughing because i hired the best designer on the internet to come and work full time for me?


kinda a ripoff of the woody allen quote:


those who do... get rich & finally hire people to do it for them.

those who can't do post their stats at every possible opportunity in hopes that they can get a job with those who do.

[Hooper]

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what's final cut pro?
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EXACTLY!

I imagine its some video editing software but was trying to make friendly conversation :-)

Now see quiet.. this could have ended up so much better for you.

You could have made a friend, made a business contact and not looked like an idiot in front of your peers.

I still hold out hope for you.. cause deep down inside...
I like you quiet!

[Hooper]

505 posts to go.

Fuck.. i need some fresh blood.

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
yet you can't figure out how to post some simple stats

so now you're laughing because i hired the best designer on the internet to come and work full time for me?

okay, remind me again who's bragging?

those who can't do post their stats at every possible opportunity in hopes that they can get a job with those who do.

third read (beyond obvious now): i still make can't avoid the fact i make less money than you. so i will try to steer around that fact.

and if you're hiring, please icq me. if you don't hav icq, please email me. lol

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
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what's final cut pro?
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EXACTLY!

I imagine its some video editing software but was trying to make friendly conversation :-)

Now see quiet.. this could have ended up so much better for you.

You could have made a friend, made a business contact and not looked like an idiot in front of your peers.

I still hold out hope for you.. cause deep down inside...
I like you quiet!

i don't need business contacts. if i wasn't sucessful, i guess i might...

[Hooper]

hahahahaha..

so lets get your story straight and on record:

1) You're really really successful
2) You're too cool to tell anybody what you do
3) You like sharing screenshots of html documents with us
4) You are too successful to make business contacts

Sounds to me like a case of somebody with their head in their own ass.

Perhaps.. just perhaps i grant the possibility that you are one of those idiot perverts who managed to make a buck in this biz for no reason other than pure luck (read, its clearly not for your people skills or your desire to make contacts).

In all reality though i think you are probably a lonely twenty something who has regrets about not having made better choices with regards to illicit drugs and pizza delivery... but you've got your baby.. your pride and joy.. your Mac T4x9552 V2.3... and with it you can create your own reality.

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i don't need business contacts. if i wasn't sucessful, i guess i might...
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It's a sure sign of decline when you're no longer seeking growth through relationships.

Take my advice newbies... follow in "cool guy's" steps and you'll be as lonely as he is and as broke as he will be (or in all likelihood already is)"

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by The Machine
100?

150.

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
hahahahaha..

so lets get your story straight and on record:

1) You're really really successful
2) You're too cool to tell anybody what you do
3) You like sharing screenshots of html documents with us
4) You are too successful to make business contacts

Sounds to me like a case of somebody with their head in their own ass.

Perhaps.. just perhaps i grant the possibility that you are one of those idiot perverts who managed to make a buck in this biz for no reason other than pure luck (read, its clearly not for your people skills or your desire to make contacts).

In all reality though i think you are probably a lonely twenty something who has regrets about not having made better choices with regards to illicit drugs and pizza delivery... but you've got your baby.. your pride and joy.. your Mac T4x9552 V2.3... and with it you can create your own reality.

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i don't need business contacts. if i wasn't sucessful, i guess i might...
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It's a sure sign of decline when you're no longer seeking growth through relationships.

Take my advice newbies... follow in "cool guy's" steps and you'll be as lonely as he is and as broke as he will be (or in all likelihood already is)"

are you trying to make me feel bad? try posting some gay porn instead.

i make more money than you, i don't need to suck other webmasters cocks, and i'm retiring in a year. and this makes me happy.

[Hooper]

Man.. i just got told it was 1000!

What the fuck?

I quit.

Quiet.. i submit to your all powerful photos of your computer.

But i'm still not too cool to make new contacts, listen to new ideas and just be cool to people i dont know :-)

See ya'll tomorrow & look forward to seeing everybody in Florida... (except for quiet of course cause he's probably too cool to come to trade shows)

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
Man.. i just got told it was 1000!

What the fuck?

I quit.

Quiet.. i submit to your all powerful photos of your computer.

But i'm still not too cool to make new contacts, listen to new ideas and just be cool to people i dont know :-)

See ya'll tomorrow & look forward to seeing everybody in Florida... (except for quiet of course cause he's probably too cool to come to trade shows)

actually, i have a vip invite on the 'elite' cruise lol. just ask sleazy. i am good friends with cybercat.

about time you submitted though.

[Hooper]

congrats dude..

i'm fairly certain you dont have an invite to the super duper elite cruise though.

NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

I'm TOO COOL FOR THAT!

If you're gonna be in Florida quiet, then join me & the clickfeel crew on a 10 boat deep sea fishing expedition.... i PROMISE i wont push you off

thats right.. limos to the fishing boats, prizes for the biggest fish and a fun ass party boat back that gets you right to the hotel just in time to crash the players ball :-)

And then there is the oooooo dinner that only the super duper freaky deaky elite are getting to go to.... but that's not really public.. so i'll just post stats about it afterwards :-)

l8r dude... i seriously have to go to bed or i'm gonna be in trouble with the lil lady.

[quiet]

Originally posted by Hooper
congrats dude..

i'm fairly certain you dont have an invite to the super duper elite cruise though.

NAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

I'm TOO COOL FOR THAT!

If you're gonna be in Florida quiet, then join me & the clickfeel crew on a 10 boat deep sea fishing expedition.... i PROMISE i wont push you off

thats right.. limos to the fishing boats, prizes for the biggest fish and a fun ass party boat back that gets you right to the hotel just in time to crash the players ball :-)

And then there is the oooooo dinner that only the super duper freaky deaky elite are getting to go to.... but that's not really public.. so i'll just post stats about it afterwards :-)


l8r dude... i seriously have to go to bed or i'm gonna be in trouble with the lil lady.

translation (three parts):

(1) i can't compete with you in a monetary sense. so i will dazzle you with some boats and stuff
(2) i give up trying to argue with quiet.
(3) relax a bit. i post on gfy for entertainment. and i will fuck with you all night long. it helps pass the long hours of editing in fcp (what's that) and compressing in cleaner...

[lagwagon]

Originally posted by Hooper
So i bought an iMac cause they look cool and i'm thinking about switching the whole office over. Thing is that i dont bluescree anymore... my computer just locks up without error messages.

My name is Hooper.
I'm a pornographer.


haha.. seriously though.. anybody here have a mac vs windows preference?

I'm vying for a GFY jacket.. so post on this motherfucker ;-)

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Quick What?

you purchased a MAC and that is the reason that you kick ass
but you will need the compatible for gallery submission and shit like that

[Jon]

i hate macs.
although OS X is a beautiful O/S.
Win2k pro is definitely amazing, like someone mentioned it here, i do the same, only reboot every 15-25 days just cause im paranoid about hurting the hardware.

[edmo]

someone needs to start webmasterfights.com and setup boxing matches at these big trade shows. i'd buy the dvd.

[DrewKole]

Originally posted by quiet


read: i make less money than you.

Good lord you're full of yourself... Its unfortunate that not one of your posts had any sort of content in it, its always either just 1) stupid fuckin comments or 2) the I'm too cool for school routine.

Fuckin Sleazy wannabe.

[X37375787]

quiet, you're my hero. I quit kissing your ass now and move on to hacking into your bank account again...

[X37375787]

Originally posted by DrewKole


Good lord you're full of yourself... Its unfortunate that not one of your posts had any sort of content in it, its always either just 1) stupid fuckin comments or 2) the I'm too cool for school routine.

Fuckin Sleazy wannabe.

how can people be as ignorant as you are ? there is only a few people on this board who know as much about this business and are as successful as quiet is. so shut yer hole and keep on submitting them galleries.

[DrewKole]

Originally posted by Equinox



how can people be as ignorant as you are ? there is only a few people on this board who know as much about this business and are as successful as quiet is. so shut yer hole and keep on submitting them galleries.

Who the fuck said anything about how successful he is? Read my post again ya fuckin knob.

I mentioned the "content" of said posts, and his general attitude on the board.

I'm thinking you were looking to stick your tongue up someone's ass and found this the best place to do it.

[X37375787]

1. My tongue sticks in other people's asses.
2. I referred to your Sleazy-wannabe comment. Cheers,

[DrewKole]

Originally posted by Equinox
1. My tongue sticks in other people's asses.
2. I referred to your Sleazy-wannabe comment. Cheers,

Uhh, when did I ever refer to Sleazy as successul or god's end to everything adult? He's an ass, shouldnt that be a compliment to quiet?

If he wasnt at Sleazy-level, and still aiming to reach Sleazy's level, he's not a complete ass nor does he fully think he's gods end to everything adult.

So... uhh... I knew I can smell a rim licker from 300 yards away.

[X37375787]

damn straight, Sleazy is an ass, a pretty big one too, haha

[sternyduke]

quite, post that pic of you and hugh hefner at tha playboy mansion again, i doubt hooper can say he was ever invited to a playboy party

[Hooper]

now that i know he uses photoshop and a Mac i dont believe any digital pictures he posts.

what has the world come to?

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Hooper
now that i know he uses photoshop and a Mac i dont believe any digital pictures he posts.

At least you admit Macs superiority in Graphics Filter processing.

hehehehe

[Hooper]

I actually read an interesting article talking about how a lot of courts are questioning the photographs that get brought before them as evidence.... all because of final cut amateur and photocock. ;-)

[posh rat in hell]

I don't buy desktops anymore, I need to keep my work with me, so laptops are the only choice. And, I need at least 2 buttons on my mouse ;) Any chance of an apple notebook with a two button mouse built in?

[Hooper]

all apples have two buttons.

on/off
and click/not click

;-))

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Hooper
all apples have two buttons.

on/off
and click/not click

;-))

Why are you complaining about the functionality of a mouse? Seriously, thats like bashing IBM because you dont dig trackball mice. It's hilarious that you can't grasp a one button mouse yet you cling to a 2 button PS2, why, I don't get it, they do the same things and one is more simple. Yet you bash it.

So we call is "Nightshading" you call it "Minimizing" either way your machine wants to be like mine.

Hahahaha

[Hooper]

Yes but at least my pc is environmentally friendly.

You Mac people just trash things indescriminately.

We PC people are thinking of the children when we recycle ;-)

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Hooper
Yes but at least my pc is environmentally friendly.

You Mac people just trash things indescriminately.

We PC people are thinking of the children when we recycle ;-)

Your PC needs to be environmentally because we know where it will end up.

In the trash, where it belongs.

I have a Mac 6400 280 Mhz, that I can't bring myself to toss because its still solid as fuck. Compared to an old Pentium 144 Mhx, of it's peers specs the Mac blew them away then, as it does now.

You can't argue with someone who KNOWS both machines.

You dont know Mac, therefore your opinion, from the beginning has been null. When someone usually speaks about something they have no clue about, we call them idiots.

[Hooper]

ouch!

or sometimes we call them politicians :-)

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Hooper
ouch!

or sometimes we call them politicians :-)

I'd be willing to bet most politicians could work a one buttoned mouse.

[Fletch XXX]

Then again Hoop, hahaha maybe not hehehe...

[Hooper]

hahahahaha