Penis Synonyms

[BeNaughty]

Did I spell that right? Yeah, I'm trying to find as many synonyms for the word "penis" as possible!

Already got:

cock, dick, phallus, weener, weenie

I know it's not a huge list, but I'm NOT looking for sophmoric terms that no one is acctually going to use

Any help appreciated

[nocostporn]

wang
dong
meat stick

[EscortBiz]

pipick

[BeNaughty]

Is pipick really a word?

[^R3K^]

Mr Wibly
Beef Soldier
Pork Sword
John Thomas
Ham Roll
Sausage Roll
Beef Jerkey
Bacon Rod
Stick 'O' Salami
Hot Tamali
Magic Member
Cheese Staff
Hard Hotdog
Colin
Stiff Sausage
Big Beanpole
Percy Penis
Percy
Bulbulous Big-Knob
Lucious Lolliepop
Jolly Jellybean
Radical Radish
Purple Piledrive
Giant George
Humungeous Hard-On
Violent Vehicle
Purple Pork Chop
Large Lugnut
Purple Pudding
Mutton Poll
Fluffy Friend
Wifes Best Friend
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Warren the Wandering Weiner
Dr Johnson
Excalibur
Gandalf the grey (if you're old)
Russell The One -Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry and the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed wonder weasel
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tool
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket rocket
One hole friction whistle
The pink oboe
Purple-Helmated Warrior
Purple-Helmated Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler
Purple Headed pink passion prodder.
Flesh Rocket
Tall Tommy
Jacks magic meatstalk
Mr Mortis
Mr Mushroom Head
Mushroom on a stick
Major Stiffy
1 Wood
Pedro
Pete
Blue Veined Love Javelin

[EscortBiz]

Pipick is dick in yiddish

[BeNaughty]

Thank YOU ^R3K^ .... If anyone can top that, I'll have my bottom ribs removed!

Thanks again!

[Rochard]

How about "Tanker Spanker"?

[BeNaughty]

boner

[RRRED]

one eyed willy

[Muffy]

This has to be my all-time favourite...a redneck version,

"piss-whistle"

[[illnet]-Jamie]

Meat Helmet

[porn addict]

pecker

[Dreamman010]

schlong

[Pipecrew]

unit

[roseyrid]

Shmaghegey

[Libertine]

Originally posted by BeNaughty
Thank YOU ^R3K^ .... If anyone can top that, I'll have my bottom ribs removed!

Thanks again!

I wonder what life will be like for you without your bottom ribs?

[part 1]

CIRCUMCISED PENIS = (CP)
ERECT PENIS = (EP)
FLACCID OR IMPOTENT PENIS = (FP)
FORESKIN = (F)
GENITALS = (G)
GLANS PENIS = (GP)
LARGE PENIS OR MALE WITH A LAGE PENIS = (LP)
PENIS = (P)
PUBIC HAIR = (PH)
SCROTUM = (S)
TESTICLES = (T)
UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS = (UP)
URETHRAL MEATUS = (UM)

3-4-2-5 (P)
4-11-44 (P)
a bit of stiff (EP)
Aaron's rod (P)
abominable pants worm (P)
Abraham (P)
accordion (P)
accoutrements (G)
ace (P)
ace poker (P)
acorn (GP)
acorns (T)
acucullus (CP)
adamantine organon (EP)
Adams arsenal (G)
Adam's dagger (P)
Adam's whip (P)
affair (G)
agate (P)
all-beef sausage (P)
all forlorn (EP)
allsbay (T)
almond (P)
almond rock (P)
almond rock candy (GP)
amblyopic organ (P)
angle (P)
animated ivory (P)
anteater (P)
apparatus (P)
apparatus urogenitalis (G)
appendage (P)
appropriate member (P)
apricots (T)
arbor vitae (P)
arm (P)
arm of love (P)
armored division (P)
arrow (P)
arse-opener (P)
arse worm (P)
arse-wedge (P)
arser (P)
artillerie de Cupidon (P)
artillerie de Venus (P)
ass-opener (P)
ass-wedge (P)
auger (P)
auxiliaries (G)
baby (P)
baby beef (P)
baby-grinder (P)
baby-maker (P)
baby-makers (T)
babys arm (P/LP)
baby's forarm (P/LP)
Bacchus march (EP)
back wheels (T)
bacon (P)
bacon bazooka (P)
badger (P)
bag (S)
bag-filler (P)
bag of fruits (S)
bag of tricks (S)
bagadga (P)
baggage (T/G)
baggette (P)
bagpipes (G)
bags (T)
bald eagle (G)
bald-headed candidate (P/CP/GP)
bald-headed hermit (P/CP/GP)
bald-headed mouse (P/CP/GP)
bald-headed rat (P/CP/GP)
bald man (P)
ball bag (S)
ball sack (S)
Balkans (T)
Ballarat (EP)
ball bag (S)
ball basket (S)
ball sack (S)
ballock bag (S)
ballocks (T)
balls (T)
balls and bat (G)
baloney (P)
baloney pony (P)
bamboo stick (P)
banana (P)
banana skin (F)
band-member (P)
banger (P)
bangers (T)
bangles (T)
banjo string (P)
bannocks (T)
bar (P)
bar on (EP)
barge pole (P)
basket (G)
basketful of meat (G)
bat (P)
bat and balls (G)
baton (P)
batter (LP)
battering piece (P)
battering ram (P)
battlefat (P)
bauble (P)
baubles (T)
bawbles (T)
bayonet (EP)
baz (PH)
bazooka (P)
bazooka shooter (P)
BD drill (P)
beak (P)
bean (P)
bean pods (T)
bean pole (P)
bean-shooter (P)
bean-tosser (P)
beard-splitter (P)
beating tool (P)
beaver cleaver (P)
beaver lever (P)
bed flute (P)
Beecham's pills (T)
beef (P)
beef bayo with extra mayo (P)
beef bayonet (P)
beef jerky (P)
beef stick (P)
beef whistle (P)
beer can (P/L)
bell (P)
bell-end (of the penis) (GP)
bell-rope (P)
bell-swagged (P)
belly bristles (PH)
belly ruffian (P)
belly thicket (PH)
belly-whiskers (PH)
belongings (G)
below the navel (G)
belt buster (P)
bent dick (FP)
bent stick (FP)
berries (T)
best friend (P)
best leg of three (P)
best part (of a male/man) (P)
Bethlehem Steel (EP)
bicho (P)
big bamboo (P)
big Ben (P)
big bird (P)
big bite (P)
big brother (P)
big daddy (P)
big dipper (P)
big fella (P)
Big Foot Joe (LP)
big head (P)
big hunk of meat (P)
Big Jim and the twins (G)
big one (P)
big piece of meat (P)
big red (P)
big wand (P)
bilbo (P)
billiards (T)
billy (P)
billy and doo (G)
billy club (P)
bingey (P)
biological reaction (EP)
biological response (EP)
bird (P)
bird's eggs (T)
bishop (P)
bishop's miter (GP)
bit of beef (G)
bit of hard (EP)
bit of stiff (EP)
biteful (P)
bits (G)
black limo (P)
black pencil (P)
black snake (P)
blackjack (P)
blade (P)
blanket stiff (P)
blind (P)
blind as a boiled turnip (UP)
Blind Bob (P)
blind buckler (P)
blind meat (UP)
blind piece (P)
blinds (F)
blood-breaker (P)
blow pop (P)
blow stick (P)
blowtorch (P)
bludgeon (P)
blue steeler (EP)
blue thimble (P)
blue vein (EP)
blue-veined custard chucker (P)
blue-veined junket pump(er) (P)
blue-veined hooligan (P)
blue-veined piccolo (P)
blue-veined steak (P)
blue-veined throbber (P)
blue-veined trumpet (P)
blue veiner (EP)
blunt end (P)
bobblers (T)
bobbles (T)
bobby-dangler (P)
bobbys anorak (F)
bobby's helmet (GP)
bobstay (P)
bobtail (P)
bodkin (P)
body's captain (P)
bogga (G)
bomhead (GP)
bonbons (T)
bone (P/EP)
bone in the leg (EP)
bone-on (EP)
bone phone (P)
bone-up (EP)
boneless appendage (of the male) (P)
boneless fish (P)
boneless stiff (P)
boner (P/EP)
boneroni (P)
bonfire (P)
bonk-on (EP)
booboos (T)
boss and his two helpers (G)
botuliform genital pendant of the male (P)
bow (P)
bowsprit (P)
boy (P)
boy toy (P)
bozack (S)
branch (P)
brat-getter (P)
broom handle (P)
bristle up (EP)
broomstick (P)
Brown Joe (P)
bruiser (P)
brush (P)
bubbly jack (P)
bubbly jock (P)
bubus (T)
bucking bronco (P)
Buckinger's boot (V)
buddy (P)
buffing stick (P)
bug-fucker (P)
bugle (P)
bulge (EP)
bullets (T)
bullish (P)
bulp (GP)
bum balls (T)
bum tickler (P)
bun puncher (P)
bun spreader (P)
bung (P)
burrito (P)
bush (PH)
bush beater (P)
bush whacker (P)
business (G)
buster (P)
butcher (P/LP)
butt basher (P)
butt smasher (P)
butterfinger (P)
button buster (P)
button mushroom (P)
button-short (P)
buttonhole worker (P)
BVH (P)
cafe curtains (F)
camel complaint (EP)
Canadian bacon (UP)
canary (P)
candle (P)
candy (P)
candy cane (P)
candy stick (P)
cannon (P)
captain (P)
Captain Hard (EP)
Captain Hightop the Love Commander (P)
Captain Hogseye (P)
Captain One-Eye (P)
Captain Picard (P)
Captain Standish (EP)
carnal member (P)
carnal part (P)
carnal parts (G)
carnal stump (P)
carrot (P)
carry a big stick (LP)
cartes (P)
carts (P)
cartso (P)
cartzo (P)
catso (P)
catzo (P)
Casey (P)
cavalier (UP)
cavity probe (P)
change purse (UP)
chanticleer (P)
charger (P)
Charles the Bald (P)
charleys (T)
charlies (T)
chaud (P)
cheesy bell-end (GP)
cheesy bunnet (P)
cheesy wheelbarrow (P)
cherry birch (P)
cherry picker (P)
cherry splitter (P)
chestnuts (T)
chicken mc nuggets (T)
chicken neck (UP)
chibi (P)
child-getter (P)
chimney-stopper (P)
chingus (P)
chink-stopper (P)
choad (P)
chode (P)
choker (LP)
chones (T)
chooza (P)
chopped cock (CP)
chopper (P)
Chris Hardwick (P)
Christ and two apostles (G)
Christmas crakers (T)
christener (P)
chub (P)
chubby (P/EP)
chuckies (T)
chull (P)
chum (P)
chunky monkey (P)
chutney ferret (P)
cinnamon stick (P)
clappers (T)
clava (P)
cleat (GP)
clipped dick (CP)
club (P)
cluster (P)
cobbs (T)
cobs (T)
cobblers (T)
cobbler's awls (T)
cobbler's stall (T)
cobra (P)
cock (P)
cock of death (P)
cock-on (EP)
cock-stand (EP)
cockaroony (P)
cocked (EP)
cocked gun (EP)
cockhead (GP)
cockknuckle (cock knuckle) (GP)
cockles (T)
cockoroony (P)
cockroach (P)
cockstand (EP)
cocktus erectus (P)
cocky (P/LP)
coconuts (T)
cod (S)
codpiece (P)
cods (T)
coffee stalls (T)
cojones (T)
cold meat (FP)
cold pig (FP)
Colleen Bawn (EP)
come factories (T)
command module (GP)
Compass of the Netherland (P)
concern (P)
concrete donkey (EP)
conkers (T)
cookies (G)
coolies (T)
copper stick (P/EP)
coral branch (P)
corker (P)
corn beef cudgel (P)
corpuscle (P)
Corsican (P)
cory (P)
coupler (P)
coupling bat (P)
crab ladder (P)
crack a fat (EP)
crack hunter (P)
crackerjacks (T)
cracking tool (P)
cracksman (P)
crank (P)
crankshaft (P)
cranny hunter (P)
cream crackers (T)
cream-stick (P)
credentials (G)
cremorne (P)
crimson chitterling (P)
crimson crowbar (P/EP)
crook (P)
crotch (G)
crotch cartilage (P)
crotch cobra (P)
crotch rocket (P)
crowbar (P)
crowd pleaser (P)
crown jewels (G/T)
crumpet-trumpet (P)
cuckoo (P)
cucumber (P/LP)
cullions (T)
culls (T)
culty-gun (P)
cum factories (T)
cum slinger (P)
cunny-catcher (P)
oooo-stabber (P)
oooo-stand (EP)
oooo-sticker (P)
oooo-stirrer (P)
oooo-stretcher (EP)
Cupid's torch (EP)
curls (PH)
curlies (PH)
curly hairs (PH)
curtains (F)
custard-chucker (P)
cut out to be a gentleman (CP)
cut out to be a man (CP)
cutlass (P)
cuts (T)
Cyclops (P)
daddy longdick (P)
daddy bag (S)
daddy mack (P)
dagger (P)
damsons (T)
dang (P)
dangers (G/T)
dangle (P)
dangle-dong (P)
dangler (LP/FP)
danglers (T)
dangling participle(s) (P/G)
dart (of love) (P)
dawn horn (EP)
dead lizard (FP)
dead meat (FP)
dead rabbit (FP)
dead soldier (FP)
dead stick (FP)
dead worm (FP)
deadwood (FP)
dear morsel (P)
dearest member (P)
delight of women (P)
derrick (P)
devil (P)
diamond cutter (P)
diamonds (T)
dibble (P)
dick (P)
dick butkiss (P)
dick-tator (P)
dick up (EP)
dick wheat (PH)
dickery-dock (P)
Dickie (Dicky; Dickey) (P)
Dickie and the boys (G)
dickory dock (P)
dicky (P)
diddly-whacker (P)
digitis erectus (EP)
dill (P)
dilly-whacker (P)
dimple-dick (P)
ding (P)
ding-a-ling (P)
ding-dangs (T)
ding-dong (P)
ding-dongs (T)
dingbat (P)
dingbats (G)
dinghy (P)
dingle (P)

[Libertine]

dingle-dangle (P/FP)
dingo (P)
dingus (P)
dingy (P)
dink (P)
dinosaur (P)
dipstick (P)
dirk (P)
divining rod (P/EP)
do-dads (T)
do-funny (P)
do-hickies (G)
do-jigger (P)
do-johnny (P)
dobber (P)
Doctor Cocker (P)
Doctor Johnson (P)
dodads (T)
dofunny (P)
dog (P)
dohickey (P)
dohickie (P)
dohickeys (G)
dohickies (G)
dohinger (P)
dojigger (P)
dojiggers (T)
dojohnnie (P)
dolly (P)
dolphin (FL)
donaker (P)
dong (P)
dong and gongs (G)
donger (P)
donkey (LP)
donkey dick (LP)
donkey-dicked (LP)
donkey-rigged (LP)
donkified (LP)
donniker (P)
donut holder (P)
doodad (P)
doodads (T)
doodle (P/FP)
doodle-flap (P/FP)
doohicky (P)
doover (P)
doowhackey (P)
dopper (P)
dork (P)
down below (G)
down-led (P)
down there (G)
drain pipe (P)
draped (LP)
drapes (F)
dribble-cock (P)
driving post (P)
drooper (FP)
drooping member (FP)
dropping member (FP)
droopy (FP)
drumstick (P)
ducky-bird (P)
dummy (P)
dust cover for the oooo (P)
dusters (T)
dydus (P)
eager pleaser (P)
eel (P)
eggs (in the basket) (T)
eggwhite cannon (P)
ejac vac (P)
eleventh finger (P)
Elmer Pudd (P)
end (GP)
enemy (P)
engine (P)
engine of love (P)
English sentry (EP)
enob (P)
equipment (G)
erected spermapositor (EP)
erectile urogenital appendage (P)
erectio penis (EP)
erectivation (EP)
Eric Shun (EP)
essentials (G)
everlasting gobstopper (P)
extra digit (P)
extra skin (F)
eye dropper (P)
eye-hole (UM)
eye-opener (P)
eye of the Bishop (UM)
fags toothbrush (P)
faggots toothbrush (P)
family jewels (T/G)
family organ (P)
fancy work (G)
fanny ferret (P)
Fat Frank (P)
fat one (EP)
fat peter (P)
father-of-all (P)
ferret (P)
fiddle bow (P)
fiddlestick (fiddle-stick) (P)
fiddling stick (P)
figs (T)
finger puppet (P)
firm worm (P/EP)
first leg of three (P)
fish stick (P)
fixed bayonet (EP)
flack (T)
flag (EP)
flagpole (EP)
flap-doodle (flapdoodle) (P/FP)
flapper (P/FP)
flesh pencil (P)
flip-flap (FP)
flounder (FP)
flowers and frolics (T)
flute (P)
foaming beef probe (P)
fool-sticker (P)
foot long (P)
forbidden zone (G)
foreman (P)
fornicating engine (P)
fornicating member (P)
fornicating tool (P)
fornicator (P)
fountain pen (P)
Fred (P)
frick (T)
frick and frack (T)
frigamajig (P)
front porch (G)
fruit for the monkey (P)
fuck-meat (P)
fuck muscle (P)
fuck pole (P)
fuck-rod (P)
fuck-stick (P)
fucker (P)
fucking stick (P)
fucking tool (P)
fuckstick (P)
fud packer (P)
fun and frolics (T)
fun bone (P)
fun-stick (P)
fun-zone (G)
funk-stick (P)
funmaker (P)
gadget (P)
gadgets (T/G)
gadso (P)
gap-stopper (P)
gardener (P)
gargantuan organum virile (P)
gator (P)
gaying instrument (P)
gear (P/G)
gear and tool (G)
gearbox (G)
gearstick (P)
gearstick d'amour (P)
General smuts (T)
generating tool (P)
generation tool (P)
generative organ (G)
genital coupler (P)
genital forefoot (P)
genital pound of flesh (P)
genital reamer (P)
genital staff (P)
genital shaft (P)
genital tentacle (P)
genitalia (G)
gentle fist (P)
gentle tittler (P)
gentleman (P)
gentleman's appendage (P)
German helmet (GP)
get a stand (EP)
gherkin (P)
gifted (LP)
giggle stick (P)
giggling pin (P)
gingambobs (G/T)
girl catcher (P)
girlometer (P)
glands (T)
globes (T)
glory pole (P)
glow rod (P)
glow stick (P)
gnarled root of love (P)
goat (P)
goatees (T)
goatskin (F)
gobstopper (P)
Gods revenge on a woman (P)
golden rivet (EP)
gonads (T)
gones (T)
goober (P)
good foot (P)
good parts (G)
good time (prison use) (P)
goolies (T)
gooseberries (T)
goose's neck (P)
gooser (P)
goot (P)
gooter (P)
gorilla salad (PH)
goy toy (P)
grand bag (S)
gravy-giver (P)
gravy-maker (P)
grew proud below the navel (EP)
grinding tool (P)
gristle (P)
gristle-stick (P)
groceries (G)
groin (G)
guided missile (P)
gully-raker (P)
gun (P)
gut-stick (gutstick) (P)
hacker (P)
hair divider (P)
hair splitter (P)
hairless wonder (P)
hairy banana (P)
hairy conkers (T)
hairy saddlebags (S)
hairy sausage (P)
half a cob (P/FP)
ham and two eggs (G)
ham howitzer (P)
hambone (P)
Hamilton Wick (P)
hammer (P)
Hampton Wick (P)
hand made (LP)
hand reared (LP)
hand-staff (handstaff) (P)
handle (P)
hang-down (P/LP)
Hanging Johnny (FP)
hangers (T)
happy sack (S)
hard (EP)
hard-bit (EP)
hard head (EP)
hard-on (EP)
hard salami (P)
hard-up (EP)
hardened spermapositor (EP)
Hardhat Harry (P)
hardware (G)
harpoon (P)
hat rack (P)
have a bone (EP)
have a bone-on (EP)
have a boner (EP)
have a hard-on (EP)
have a horn (EP)
have a rod-on (EP)
having it on (EP)
he-thing (P)
heat in the meat (EP)
heat seeking missile (P)
heat seeking moisture missile (P)
heirlooms (T)
helmet (GP)
helmet pelmet (F)
Henry Halls (T)
Herman the One-eyed German (P)
hermit (P)
hickey (P)
hidden treasure (G)
hidden tumor (EP)
higgumbobs (T)
His Majesty in purple cap (P)
hissing Sid (P)
ho-handle (P)
hock (P)
hodge dog (P)
hoe-handle (P)
hog (P)
hogger (P)
hole puncher (P)
holiday money (G)
holy poker (P)
holy pole (P)
honker (LP)
honorable prick (P)
hopping bug (P)
horn, the (EP)
horn-colic (EP)
hornification (EP)
horse's handbrake (EP)
horsemeat (LP)
hose (P)
hot dog (P)
hot member (P)
hot rod (P)
hotchee (P)
huevos (T)
hugen (P)
human enema (P)
humpmobile (P)
hung (P)
hung like a bull (T)
hung like a dinosaur (P)
hung like a horse (P)
hung like a rabbit (T)
hung like a stallion (T)
hunk of meat (P)
husbandman of nature (P)
ice cream machine (P)
ID (P)
idol (P)
in full fig (EP)
in full orchestra (G)
in one's Sunday best (EP)
in one's Sunday clothes (EP)
inch (P)
inch instrument (P)
instrument (P)
instrumentum erectum (P)
interstitial glands (T)
intimate bits (G)
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tumescent (EP)
tummy banana (P)
tummy-tickler (P)
turgid bayonet (EP)
turkey baster (P)
turkey neck (P)
turned on (EP)
turnip (GP)
turtleneck sweater (F)
twanger (P)
tweeterfrank (P)
twiddle-diddler (P)
twig (P)
twig and berries (G)
two dots and a dash (G)
ugly little dog Dick (P)
uncle (P)
Uncle Dick (P)
Uncle Jim and the twins at attention (G)
undercarriage (G)
under par (P)
underpant eel (P)
underparts (G)
unemployed (P)
unit (P)
unmentionables (G)
unruly member (P)
unsliced bologna (UP)
up (P)
up a bone (EP)
up-pointed male spike (EP)
upright grand (EP)
upscope (P)
urinary petcock (P)
urogenital tailpiece (P)
useless (P)
vaginal dilator (P)
vegetable stick (P)
vein laden meatpipe (P)
veiny bang stick (P)
veiny salami (P)
Venetian blinds (F)
verge (P)
VIP (P)
virgins dream (P)
virile member (P)
virile reflex (EP)
virilia (P)
vitals (G)
vomer (P)
voorsch (P)
wab (P)
wag (P)
wake up with Jake up (EP)
walking tripod (LP)
wammer (P)
wand (P)
wang (P)
wang bone (P)
wang-tang (P)
wangdoodle (P)
wanger (P)
wank stick (P)
wanker (P)
wankrod (P)
wares (G)
watch and seals (G)
water engine (G)
water pistol (P)
water spout (P)
water worker (G)
water works (G)
waterworks (G)
wazoo (P)
wazzock (P)
weapon (P)
wear a turtleneck sweater (UP)
wear it up in curls (or curlers) (UP)
wear it up in pins (UP)
wedding kit (G)
wedding tackle (G)
wedge (P)
wedge bone (P)
wee (P)
wee-man (P)
wee-wee (P)
weener (P)
weenie (P)
weiner (P)
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well-endowed (LP)
well-equipped (LP)
well-furnished (LP)
well-hung (LP)
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well-loaded (LP)
welt (P)
wet noodle (FP)
wet spaghetti (FP)
whalebone (LP)
whacker (P)
whammer (P)
whang (P)
whang bone (P)
whangdoodle (P)
whanger (P)
whatchamacallit (G)
whatsis (P)
whatsit (P)
whatsus (P)
whatzis (P)
wheezer (P)
whip (P)
whip whistle (P)
whisker splitter (P)
whisky dick (FP)
whistle (P)
white owl (P)
whoopie stick (P)
whopper (LP)
whore-pipe (P)
wick (P)
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wiener (P)
wienie (P)
wife's best friend (P)
wigga-wagga (P)
wild rogue (P)
Wilde Oscar (P)
willie (P)
willy (P)
willy the burping worm (P)
wimpy dick (FP)
wingdoodle (P)
winkie (P/UP)
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winkle (P)
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winky bag (S)
winny-popper (P)
wire (P)
wishbone (P)
wistle (P)
wobbly bits (G)
women pleaser (P)
womb broom (P)
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womb brush (P)
womb cannon (P)
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won ton (P)
wong (P)
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wood (P/EP)
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woody (P/EP)
Woody Johnson (P/EP)
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worm (P)
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wrinkled dick (FP)
wuf (EP)
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Yasser Crackafat (Crack-a-fat) (EP)
ying-yang (P)
yongles (T)
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yutz (P)
zack (S)
zab (P)
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zipperfish (P)
zoob (P)
zoobrick (P)
zubb (P)
zucchini (P)
zubrick (P)

[InsaneMidget]

Punkworld, I'm scared.

[Theo]

me too....

[redshift]

george

[tree]

Originally posted by ^R3K^

Blue Veined Love Javelin

[kmanrox]

he said cherry picker

[cheekycherry]

Anyone for ribs?

[BeNaughty]

Well, I suppose life will great now that I don't need to use my hand

Thanks, that was great!

[BeNaughty]

... in fact, that list is so long that I can't even copy it in one peice... Clipboard won't allow

[deliriumtremens]

Originally posted by ^R3K^
Mr Wibly
Beef Soldier
Pork Sword
John Thomas
Ham Roll
Sausage Roll
Beef Jerkey
Bacon Rod
Stick 'O' Salami
Hot Tamali
Magic Member
Cheese Staff
Hard Hotdog
Colin
Stiff Sausage
Big Beanpole
Percy Penis
Percy
Bulbulous Big-Knob
Lucious Lolliepop
Jolly Jellybean
Radical Radish
Purple Piledrive
Giant George
Humungeous Hard-On
Violent Vehicle
Purple Pork Chop
Large Lugnut
Purple Pudding
Mutton Poll
Fluffy Friend
Wifes Best Friend
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Warren the Wandering Weiner
Dr Johnson
Excalibur
Gandalf the grey (if you're old)
Russell The One -Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry and the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed wonder weasel
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tool
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket rocket
One hole friction whistle
The pink oboe
Purple-Helmated Warrior
Purple-Helmated Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler
Purple Headed pink passion prodder.
Flesh Rocket
Tall Tommy
Jacks magic meatstalk
Mr Mortis
Mr Mushroom Head
Mushroom on a stick
Major Stiffy
1 Wood
Pedro
Pete
Blue Veined Love Javelin

Pedro?? GFY!

[Splicer]

Mr. Potato Head

[Mutt]

nobody uses most of those from the lists. we could come up a hundred other made up ones.

the best is 'the cock'. gotta include the article 'the'. makes it way more funny to hear somebody say 'She likes the cock' rather than 'She likes cock'.

johnson was missed i think.
unit
trouser snake
mr. happy
shlong and schvanz (i think are Jewish/German terms)

and what most people don't know is the Jewish slang word that everybody now uses 'shmuck' meaning a jerk, actually means 'cock' and was used that way until it started being used the way we use it today.