OMG bradm really bought the domain and put the pic he made!
http://www.metrowned.com
I was drunk
Most of you wont find this funny, its a vegas inside joke thing
http://www.metrowned.com
what's even funnier is when people call metros gay when we get the most women, no question about it


I'll just call myself a model.
You make me laugh buddy. I live in New York, I go to the hottest lounges and clubs and I know where the hottest girls like to go when they go out. Why? Not because I'm Mr. Cool man, but because I've lived in New York almost all my life and I'm sure if you did you'd know the same. Now believe me, girls who know what's up in New York LOVEEEEEE metros. They don't like anything else unless they are fat, ugly, and old. And when it comes to big juice heads who are all jacked up on steroids, that look went out about 4 years ago and now the look is 6 feet tall and 160 lbs. ripped. And a guy looking like that can wear a leather motorcycle jacket from Versace and spike his hair up a certain way with waxed eyebrows and believe me, every girl will drool for him. It's just the way it is, sorry to burst your bubble. But this is in New York, New York of course. I don't really know about anywhere else in America or the rest of the world but New York is pretty up to date if you think about it

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