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  • JayJay
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 3739

    #1

    Great Practical Jokes

    A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

    The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

    If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

    I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

    If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888

    #2
    Did you take the yellow pill this morning?

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    • Cheshire
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 5738

      #3
      Who are you - Jack Handy?


      Those were deep


      just a little bit naughty

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      • funkmaster
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2001
        • 7938

        #4
        ... give me one good reason for not falling asleep now ... yahhhhnnnn .... zzzzzzzzz

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        • Goonx
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 1048

          #5
          I'm not sure, but if its supposed to be funny please give me a signal or something so I will start laughing, otherwise I'll just think your retarted.

          On seconed thought, I think your retarted either way, so:

          FUCK OFF!

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          • hartman
            Registered User
            • Jun 2001
            • 82

            #6
            how about building a sand castle (or whatever you foreginers call em) in concrete and bricks. place the castle on the local beach and just wait for the first person that thinks he can kick it apart ..

            or, fill a soccerball with concrete and place it on the local soccer field infront of the goal...

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            • Evil Chris
              OG
              • Dec 2001
              • 13247

              #7
              Hey, I know you....
              You're the guy who writes the text under the pics at
              http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

              Miguel, right?


              It PAYZE to post on GFY

              chris at payze.com | Skype chriswrp

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              • DarkJedi
                No Refunds Issued.
                • Feb 2001
                • 28301

                #8
                you jokers need medical help

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