Who needs a man?

[titmowse]

I was fed up waiting for my landlord to bring a freon cooler unit.

I have a swamp cooler but it only circulates in the front of the house and this dry, TEXAS heat is starting in real early this year.

I sat there in front of my monitor last night and decided: FUCK IT! I am not gonna wait for my got-too-many-properties landlord to finally hook up a new cooler that I don't even know will work any better.

I went to Wally World today and plopped down $15.00 for a ceiling fan.

When I got it home, I unpacked all the housings and screws and directions and stared at them for about four hours. Then, I began to study the instructions and was temporarily discouraged by the fear that my outlet plate was not right.

About an hour later, I actually dismantled my overhead light fixture and determined the outlet plate was sound. I then swelled with fears of coming home to a burned down apartment because my wiring had no green ground wire.

By this time, I was sweating like a (sexy!) pig. I had a sore spot on my lower lip from biting it and I had fallen off my step ladder enuff.

Once again, the mantra: "FUCK IT"! repeated itself in my mind.

I hooked it all up. I pulled the chain and I am now in circulatory heaven!

So, I guess I don't really need a man...well, except for sex

[TheWatcher]

Girl two Double D Batteries and a vibrator can solve your man problems. =O)

But i do need a man, hehe I love that organ way to much ... its sad really. No wonder i do porn sites for a living

[MindWaste]

I hope thats not the Piano type' of organ ya are talkin about. I couldent even imagine the size batterys it whould need.. Plus I'd hate to see how excactly it whould be inserted anuwhere with out tearing somthing..

J/king.. I have been up for to long and I am going crazy a little.. I also saw the state of oragon in the pianos place..

Dont even ask me.. heh..

[titmowse]

Ya know, the thing is...if it ain't attached...i don't get a happy snatch...

[MindWaste]

So are you saying that if I straped a piano on my waste it whould make your snatch happy?

i guess its worth a shot.. where is the piano? ..hehe

- ..A Happy Snatch Is A Good Snatch.. A Good Snatch Makes Me Happy.. - So Stay Attached.. --

[titmowse]

damn! i had a portable keyboard, but i tossed it for LACK OF USE!

[Wizzo]

Good Job, Mowse!

[Rip]

Yeah but if you had a man, you could have had that all hooked up without the stress and have sex too

[titmowse]

hey rippee...this is MY dreamworld! in my reality, i have the force!

[Steve]

<rant mode>
I fucking HATE swamp units. What a total fucking waste. Where I live, it gets hot - stays over 100 most of the year, and summer is ridiculous (we hit 120 last summer). Stupid fucking real estate agent kept her trap shut when I walked into the place, saw celieng ducts, and said "cool, central air". Fucking swamp units, once it gets to 105 they just blow hot air.
</rant mode>

You should have your landlord take some cash of your rent this month.

[titmowse]

poor steve! fortunately, around here, it only gets over 100 a few times a summer. unless it's a bad summer. it's hot here, but it ain't hot as hell, er arizona

my landlord is an earnest guy, he just has too many properties. but believe me, i will give him a hella case of the guilts when i see him next.

[UnseenWorld]

Originally posted by titmowse:
I was fed up waiting for my landlord to bring a freon cooler unit.

I have a swamp cooler but it only circulates in the front of the house and this dry, TEXAS heat is starting in real early this year.

I sat there in front of my monitor last night and decided: FUCK IT! I am not gonna wait for my got-too-many-properties landlord to finally hook up a new cooler that I don't even know will work any better.

I went to Wally World today and plopped down $15.00 for a ceiling fan.

When I got it home, I unpacked all the housings and screws and directions and stared at them for about four hours. Then, I began to study the instructions and was temporarily discouraged by the fear that my outlet plate was not right.

About an hour later, I actually dismantled my overhead light fixture and determined the outlet plate was sound. I then swelled with fears of coming home to a burned down apartment because my wiring had no green ground wire.

By this time, I was sweating like a (sexy!) pig. I had a sore spot on my lower lip from biting it and I had fallen off my step ladder enuff.

Once again, the mantra: "FUCK IT"! repeated itself in my mind.

I hooked it all up. I pulled the chain and I am now in circulatory heaven!

So, I guess I don't really need a man...well, except for sex

Good, because, as Tom Leykis would tell you, all we want females for is sex, anyway. What guy in his right mind would want to hook up a ceiling fan instead of having sex!

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