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  • Jcman
    Registered User
    • May 2001
    • 27

    #1

    Get Laid

    Pick Up Lines

    For the guys that don't have in house pussy what do you guys use? Usually I just say hey you fine porch monkey bitch, how bout you let me slam yo nappy nappy dug out, werd. Works like a charm...

    What's every ones best pick up line?
  • hello234
    Banned
    • May 2001
    • 7

    #2
    I'm a 27 year old virgin, please.......

    Originally posted by Jcman:
    Pick Up Lines

    For the guys that don't have in house pussy what do you guys use? Usually I just say hey you fine porch monkey bitch, how bout you let me slam yo nappy nappy dug out, werd. Works like a charm...

    What's every ones best pick up line?

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    • boneprone
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jan 2001
      • 34415

      #3
      Best pic up line is to ravel through all your hundreds to find that 20.00 bill to buy her a drink.. After that she'll do the talking you just have to listen.

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      • jimmy-three-way
        Registered User
        • Apr 2001
        • 62

        #4
        Do you mind if I sit down and buy you a bevy, petal?

        Geez...what the hell is poking me in the ass? It's either my Porsche keys or that giant wad of cash in my pocket....

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        • Wizzo
          2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
          • Nov 2000
          • 15224

          #5
          Grow your hair Long, and the women will pick you up....No Line Needed
          Looking for Opportunity!

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          • Jamdin
            Registered User
            • Jan 2001
            • 3560

            #6
            Well, I can say that these lines DON'T work:

            1) I'll let you use the whip.
            2) Want to see how big my sword is?
            3) I love amazons...got a bisexual friend?
            4) You can sink your teeth anywhere in me.
            5) Let's get a couple of brooms & fly to the moon.
            6) Um, unh..yeah

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            • Jcman
              Registered User
              • May 2001
              • 27

              #7
              I'm a 27 year old virgin, please.......

              just once, or do you i have to say it 3 times, fast?

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              • stevent03147
                Registered User
                • Feb 2001
                • 58

                #8
                Get a job at a big grocery store part time...... smile nice and don't put the meat on top of the bread and you'll meet lots of nice women..both inside and out of work ( any kind of work in public like that will work, you can work part time in a record store and pick up women all day long )
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                • rip raster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 2851

                  #9
                  hi friend works great
                  now i just use
                  can I stick it in you

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                  • jill
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 155

                    #10
                    I always liked, "You want me, don't ya?"

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                    • Jcman
                      Registered User
                      • May 2001
                      • 27

                      #11
                      I know "Waz Up Ho" will not only not get you laid, but serious physical harm may come from using that. Back in the day, "jigaboo" would get you pussy fairly easily, but I think that term has fallen out of favor. What is the hip slang now, to get me some wet puss?

                      [This message has been edited by Jcman (edited 05-10-2001).]

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                      • Cam
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 72

                        #12
                        "Ya know ya wanna fuck me!"

                        worked twice

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                        • Babagirls
                          Text Writer
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 18812

                          #13
                          This is my all time fav (I posted this in previos Pick Up Line's posts')...

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                          HER: No!

                          YOU: No, I said you look fat in those pants!





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                          • Corpsie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 474

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wizzo:
                            Grow your hair Long, and the women will pick you up....No Line Needed
                            Yer damn right.
                            Here's my favorite line that chics use on me "you're hair looks so soft, can i touch it?"
                            If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.

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                            • Jcman
                              Registered User
                              • May 2001
                              • 27

                              #15
                              Should i Say a pick up line like I be rappin and shit, move my hands around in the air and grab My nuts once and awhile. would It helps if i gots a 40 or some mad dog 20/20 and shit...

                              [This message has been edited by Jcman (edited 05-10-2001).]

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                              • SixNine
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 1357

                                #16
                                Jcman,
                                OK man I'll bite.
                                Where you from man...
                                You're a fucking clown.

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                                • tha_timinator
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 590

                                  #17
                                  geesh... you guys really _are_ macho!!

                                  (btw; i'm male)

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                                  • Jcman
                                    Registered User
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 27

                                    #18
                                    Compton is ware i be and rappin is my philosophy .... can ya feel me.

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                                    • Pure
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 185

                                      #19
                                      This seems to work for me: yo baby, wanna hump? =o

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                                      • wiZd0m
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 1526

                                        #20
                                        You people are really funky, When you have the look I have, you just have to show up and girls come around to party.



                                        I'm not too sure about the "cousin It" look ...

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                                        • wiZd0m
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 1526

                                          #21
                                          Somethimes, I just have to touch my shades to drive them nuts ...

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                                          • Theo
                                            HAL 9000
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 34515

                                            #22
                                            jcman can you please catch me on icq (100985067) or email me [email protected], I want to ask you something concerning terra. Thanks

                                            by the way,It's me on the photo,not Wisdom. Time to put some gas on my...porsche.cu later

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                                            • JzWild
                                              Registered User
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 6

                                              #23


                                              Originally posted by Jcman:
                                              Should i Say a pick up line like I be rappin and shit, move my hands around in the air and grab My nuts once and awhile. would It helps if i gots a 40 or some mad dog 20/20 and shit...

                                              [This message has been edited by Jcman (edited 05-10-2001).]
                                              Yeah dude it will work, here is a preview for you of what's in the Playa Manuel-
                                              You - Yo yo yo what up Ho (While holding your nuts in one hand)

                                              Ho - What did you say to me?

                                              You- You heard me you bitch, I want some nappy nappy dug out (While moving your hands from side to side and yelling ho)

                                              Ho - I am going to get my brother, he just got out the pen.

                                              You - Hold up Bitch (Hit her in the head with the MD 20/20 and tell her to shut the fuck up now) I am the man, I am going to break you off proper like.

                                              To be continued.......


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                                              • wiZd0m
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 1526

                                                #24
                                                Rebel you are too funny, First you try to prove me wrong, the, you wanna look like me, lol

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                                                • Muffy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 494

                                                  #25
                                                  Nice look Wizdom...does it really work with the ladies *wink wink* ?

                                                  The best way to pick up a girl is to play hard to get...I love it when a guy is a challenge!!!

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                                                  • wiZd0m
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 1526

                                                    #26
                                                    Not only does it works, but I own the house! I go dance with the girls
                                                    I don't just sit there and get very drunk, then think it's a nice female wispering me how my hair is soft.. when it's the local dog doing me ... [or insert any homophobic remark here]

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                                                    • Lush
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 230

                                                      #27
                                                      When I meet a woman in the bar, the first thing I do is look down at my crotch. When she looks at it, I say "Well.......It's not going to suck itself!"

                                                      Works like a charm!

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                                                      • Unriz3n
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                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 378

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL LUSH HAHAHAHA...I like that one!
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                                                        • ez12
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 2438

                                                          #29
                                                          wiZd0m is he gay are somthing posing his pic on the board for us to see ?

                                                          my pick up line is :

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                                                          • TheWatcher
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                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 563

                                                            #30
                                                            WEll from my point of view on picking up guys, its fairly easy for me since i use to be a stripper. I just know how to move hips and give that "you know you want me" look. And they fall hook line and sinker.. Gawd.. I am such a slut!

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                                                            • UnseenWorld
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                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 5279

                                                              #31
                                                              Show me a verbally- and physically-abusive misogynist who also happens to be a pathological liar, crook and cheat, and I'll show you a guy who has a date on Saturday night.

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