WANTED: Full Time PHP, MySQL developer

[EvilFubAr]

ARS - adultrevenueservice.com

Innovative Ideas International, a state of the art Internet marketing and traffic monetization company, is currently seeking to fill a full time programmer/developer position. The ideal candidate has 3+ years of experience using PHP, Apache, and MySQL. Must be knowledgeable with shell and shell commands, Perl, and Ecommerce systems. Candidate must be self motivated, able to work under pressure, and meet deadlines. 3+ years working in the adult industry a plus. Must be willing to relocate to Las Vegas, NV. Please send resumes to [email protected]


Skills / Technology Required Daily:
? PHP4
? MySQL (mysql client, table layout/design, server maintenance, replication, etc?)
? FreeBSD 4.x
? Shell (accessing the shell and shell commands)
? Overall knowledge of how programming effects systems
? Perl
? Apache 1.3.x
? Server configurations
? MySQL settings and database usage methods
? PHP software tuning
? ZPS (Zend Performance Suite)
? ZDS (Zend Download Server)

[Rich]

Nice job

[phpslave]

bump

[JSA Matt]

[SleazeQueen]

Gosh, I don't have any of those cumpooter skilz, but I have big tits. Can I have the job anyway?

[frish]

hehe...
I don't have big tits
but I'm lazy and will stay @home - how can we arrange this ?

[AndrewKanuck]

2 years ago, maybe even a year ago - I would have been all over that kinda job. Vegas, programming, ARS, all good shit

[wdsguy]

a great opportunity for someone talented

[phpslave]

bump

[cezam]

Wow, I meet all these requirements!

Too bad it's impossible for me to relocate to Vegas

[hagbard]

watch out. they're not REALLY in vegas. its all a lie. These devious bastards are in a dangerous suburb of vegas called "Summerlin" or "death by traffic circle"

They need a php programmer because phpslave is too scared to get to work (like 5 blocks) because of all the people run over by 98 year old retirees in their land yachts.

Within like 3 miles of their office are at least FOUR "traffic circles" which everyone except downtown London have abandoned as suicide traps.


Nah. they're good guys, go for the job. Summerlin's fucking great and you can go to the webmaster sushi parties in vegas which are always fun








NOT kidding about the fucking "roundabouts"

[swedguy]

If US would give out more H1-B's I would apply

[hagbard]

bump so phpslave can get out on his crotchrocket more often

[phpslave]

Originally posted by hagbard
watch out. they're not REALLY in vegas. its all a lie. These devious bastards are in a dangerous suburb of vegas called "Summerlin" or "death by traffic circle"

They need a php programmer because phpslave is too scared to get to work (like 5 blocks) because of all the people run over by 98 year old retirees in their land yachts.

Within like 3 miles of their office are at least FOUR "traffic circles" which everyone except downtown London have abandoned as suicide traps.


Nah. they're good guys, go for the job. Summerlin's fucking great and you can go to the webmaster sushi parties in vegas which are always fun








NOT kidding about the fucking "roundabouts"

ROFL

[whee]

Can I work over VNC from home?

[xxxoutsourcing]

Bump

[ocho-ocho]

why not outsouce?

[boyw_utr]

Any Good Candidates yet?
If not hit me up on ICQ.....

Would love to move from The Netherlands to Vegas

[dolla]

they are not in summerlin anymore, so the roundabouts are no more

[notjoe]

How much is the sallery?

Are re-location expenses covered?

[SilverTab]

damn! awesome opportunity...too bad I can't relocate...

[hagbard]

Originally posted by notjoe
How much is the sallery?

Are re-location expenses covered?

The Salary is basically phpslave's leftover sushi and beer (with cig butts in)

Relocation expenses could be described as "a greyhound bus ticket and a bedroll in phpslaves car port"

Note: I am an official rep of ARS and am making these claims with their full knowledge and support*




*not actually true.

[garfield81]

Originally posted by hagbard
watch out. they're not REALLY in vegas. its all a lie. These devious bastards are in a dangerous suburb of vegas called "Summerlin" or "death by traffic circle"

They need a php programmer because phpslave is too scared to get to work (like 5 blocks) because of all the people run over by 98 year old retirees in their land yachts.

Within like 3 miles of their office are at least FOUR "traffic circles" which everyone except downtown London have abandoned as suicide traps.


Nah. they're good guys, go for the job. Summerlin's fucking great and you can go to the webmaster sushi parties in vegas which are always fun








NOT kidding about the fucking "roundabouts"

Your off on the count. There are a total of 3 roundabouts in summerlin and if I am not mistaken they are the only three in the entire city

[touretts]

Originally posted by garfield81
Your off on the count. There are a total of 3 roundabouts in summerlin and if I am not mistaken they are the only three in the entire city

I can count 4 off the top of my head in a within a mile and a half.

[hagbard]

Originally posted by garfield81
Your off on the count. There are a total of 3 roundabouts in summerlin and if I am not mistaken they are the only three in the entire city

Even if you skip the one at pavillion center (costco) you still cant ignore the long list just on towncenter....

(edit: HAD A cunning list of mapquest shots of the circle jerks (roundabouts) - 5 of em around town center, but gfy fucked up the urls.)

anyhoo. best of luck to anyone that wants to deal with phpslave on a daily basis. Frankly, bravery like that would be better suited to life as a truck driver in iraq but, hey, why not

[phpslave]

bump