post count = dick size

[mary34d]

at least in my book it does

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

does that mean i should grab my keys or leave them on the table

[the_wizz]

Originally posted by mary34d
at least in my book it does

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Juicy D. Links]

[robfantasy]

i have a 12 inch penis

[mary34d]

Originally posted by juicylinks

where's fletchxxx

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

Originally posted by juicylinks

shutup juicy, we seen those pix

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
shutup juicy, we seen those pix

i have a 13 incher

[Spunky]

I have a small weiner

[Screaming]

alrighty then

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

Originally posted by juicylinks
i have a 13 incher

FastSize works really good then huh?

[TurboAngel]

I don't have one, thank god. ( dick size that is)

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I don't have one, thank god. ( dick size that is)

then it works with boobs

[MrIzzz]

i just hit 11k, what does that mean for me???

[sicone]

so what your saying is... that every time I visit GFY and post my dick grows? Time to open the rockstar and start a night of power posting... So much for buying one of them fastsize devices.

[media]

My shit's growing daily!

[TurboTrucker]

Does that mean you have a bigger dick than me?

Originally posted by mary34d
at least in my book it does

[mary34d]

Originally posted by sicone
so what your saying is... that every time I visit GFY and post my dick grows? Time to open the rockstar and start a night of power posting... So much for buying one of them fastsize devices.

y do i feel compelled to click the gigacash sigs... i luv clicking them

[sicone]

Originally posted by mary34d
y do i feel compelled to click the gigacash sigs... i luv clicking them

Maybe thats the secret to the growth... keep clicking Mary, I feel it working... ohh yeah.. click again, harder this time

[Goonx]

i stopped measuring mine at 15 inches... the damn thing is out of control! out of control I tell ya!

i gotta go now, i think it heard me...

[brand0n]

ahem





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[mary34d]

Originally posted by brand0n
ahem





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brandon you coming to my party

[GiantGnome]

I dont think the board has been fixed yet. There should be a few zeros behind my post count.

[CyberBachelor]

[KMR Stitch]

So whats the cutt off?

:-x

[GiantGnome]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
So whats the cutt off?

:-x

youre safe. me and CyberBachelor need to stuff socks in our jeans.

[SMG]

Originally posted by sicone
so what your saying is... that every time I visit GFY and post my dick grows? Time to open the rockstar and start a night of power posting... So much for buying one of them fastsize devices.

lol ... yah the post pump works wonders

[mary34d]

Originally posted by SMG
lol ... yah the post pump works wonders

lol

[KRL]

Yes.

[GiantGnome]

i think i have a cute post count

[mary34d]

Originally posted by KRL
Yes.

mmmmmmmmm

[media]

I have more posts than you mary!! My dick is bigger than yours!!

[mary34d]

Originally posted by media
I have more posts than you mary!! My dick is bigger than yours!!

BUT MY VIRTUAL BALL ARE BIGGER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S

[uvort]

.. Guess that means I have a small weiner then.. damnit.. damnit!! All the girls tell me I'm bigger then average to! THOSE SLUTS!!

[media]

Originally posted by mary34d
BUT MY VIRTUAL BALL ARE BIGGER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S

can you juggle balls?

[GiantGnome]

Originally posted by media
can you juggle balls?

ummmmmmm ouch?

[mary34d]

Originally posted by media
can you juggle balls?

was that a teabag threat

[media]

Originally posted by mary34d
was that a teabag threat

I'll just go ahead and stick with the 5th....

[kmanrox]

we've all seen juicy's penis though, so there goes your theory

[media]

Originally posted by kmanrox
we've all seen juicy's penis though, so there goes your theory

Juicy makes up for it with his good looks though...

[mary34d]

Originally posted by media
Juicy makes up for it with his good looks though...

how tall are u again media? and what's ur shoe size? mmmmmmm

[media]

Originally posted by mary34d
how tall are u again media? and what's ur shoe size? mmmmmmm

5'11 170lbs 9 1/2 shoe size..

[xclusive]

I have an average sized dick at the moment but it's growing every day and with a little post whore juice i'll be the biggest on this board...

[mary34d]

Originally posted by media
5'11 170lbs 9 1/2 shoe size..

bs

[BigWebRev]

i guess i have a small dick.

[aSStig]

i dont have a penis . . . . .

[the Shemp]

new formula:

(# of gfy posts) x (US shoe size) x (number of digits in bank balance)

[GiantGnome]

Originally posted by the Shemp
new formula:

(# of gfy posts) x (US shoe size) x (number of digits in bank balance)

well hell SHemp im getting less and less attractive by the minute.

I guess im whatcha call a double bagger.

[xNetworx]

Damn... I didn't know GFY rats had big dicks too!

[media]

Originally posted by mary34d
bs

Whats BS?

Those are my updated stats girl!!!

Do I not make the cut for being mary approved?