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  • arg
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 1164

    #1

    Dutch language domain help

    I'm trying to figure out what some of my foreign domains mean. I've got about a dozen that I think are Dutch, but babelfish isn't translating them in a meaningful way. ("Verhalen" in particular doesn't make sense in the names). Here are my domains, attempted translation, and hits per day. Can a dutch speaker help me out with the translations?

    analseks.com anal sex, 19
    bdsmverhalen.com bdsm recovering, 2
    geileverhalen.com geile recovering, 75
    gratisverhalen.com free recovering, 3
    kerstplaatjes.com Christmas(??) blades (cards??), 1
    lesbischeverhalen.com lesbian recovering, 2
    pornoplaatjes.com porno blades, 1
    pornoverhalen.com porno recovering, 5
    seksverhalen.com sex recovering, 25

    With "anal seks," would that by a common spelling and word order in Dutch? I gather "seks" means sex in other languages too, like I think in Malay and maybe other SE Asian countries, so I'm not sure if the traffic is most likely to be Dutch or not.

    With "gratisverhalen," would it be safe to assume this is a porn term, or could it have a mainstream connotation such that non-porn surfers would type it.

    By the way, if there are any pervs here looking for poop and beast sites, Dutch seems like a good language to learn. Vpscash.nl seems like a completely normal sponsor, nice mix of reality sites and traditional sites, really good quality stuff, but partway down their site list, things start moving in a direction US sponsors tend to avoid.
  • Anothers
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 219

    #2
    Originally posted by arg
    analseks.com anal sex, 19
    you have probably some polish hits there cause it same as anal sex in english

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    • Fake Nick
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2004
      • 7708

      #3
      analseks.com anal sex, 19
      bdsmverhalen.com bdsm recovering, 2
      geileverhalen.com geile recovering, 75
      gratisverhalen.com free recovering, 3
      kerstplaatjes.com Christmas(??) blades (cards??), 1
      lesbischeverhalen.com lesbian recovering, 2
      pornoplaatjes.com porno blades, 1
      pornoverhalen.com porno recovering, 5
      seksverhalen.com sex recovering, 25


      analseks.com >>> NOTHING in dutch it is analEseks.com

      verhalen >> story's

      kerst >> christmas

      plaatjes >> pictures

      do you have icq ? I want to buy pornoplaatjes.com

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      • kmanrox
        aka K-Man
        • Oct 2001
        • 29295

        #4
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        • Fake Nick
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2004
          • 7708

          #5
          hey dude can you post your ICQ pls

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          • teleblade69
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 1063

            #6
            you could sale them on the dutch adult webmaster board www.Adultwebmaster.nl :D

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            • Fake Nick
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2004
              • 7708

              #7
              Originally posted by teleblade69
              you could sale them on the dutch adult webmaster board www.Adultwebmaster.nl :D

              lol, that is the kiddie board :p

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              • adultguus
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 815

                #8
                Oh dude, what a mess you're making from Dutch. Babelfish definately is no good for Dutch. I'll translate them proper for you:

                analseks.com = (should be 'anale seks') anal sex
                bdsmverhalen.com = bdsm stories
                geileverhalen.com = horny stories
                gratisverhalen.com = free stories
                kerstplaatjes.com = Christmas pictures
                lesbischeverhalen.com = lesbian stories
                pornoplaatjes.com = porn pictures
                pornoverhalen.com = porn stories
                seksverhalen.com = sex stories

                So 'verhalen' means stories and 'plaatjes' means pictures. 'Gratis verhalen' has obviously nothing to do with porn and may be Dutch people would type it in (not me), but I doubt they are looking for porn.
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                • Fake Nick
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 7708

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adultguus
                  Oh dude, what a mess you're making from Dutch. Babelfish definately is no good for Dutch. I'll translate them proper for you:

                  analseks.com = (should be 'anale seks') anal sex
                  bdsmverhalen.com = bdsm stories
                  geileverhalen.com = horny stories
                  gratisverhalen.com = free stories
                  kerstplaatjes.com = Christmas pictures
                  lesbischeverhalen.com = lesbian stories
                  pornoplaatjes.com = porn pictures
                  pornoverhalen.com = porn stories
                  seksverhalen.com = sex stories

                  So 'verhalen' means stories and 'plaatjes' means pictures. 'Gratis verhalen' has obviously nothing to do with porn and may be Dutch people would type it in (not me), but I doubt they are looking for porn.

                  hey idiot , I already translated them, learn how to read

                  or in dutch geitenneuker je ziet toch dat ik ze al vertaald had

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                  • adultguus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 815

                    #10
                    By the way, if there are any pervs here looking for poop and beast sites, Dutch seems like a good language to learn. Vpscash.nl seems like a completely normal sponsor, nice mix of reality sites and traditional sites, really good quality stuff, but partway down their site list, things start moving in a direction US sponsors tend to avoid.
                    Bestiality is legal in Holland. That's why The Hun for example can lists it.

                    And Fake Nick. Bij jou moest die gast zelf nog gaan puzzelen, ik heb er tenminste netjes een rijtje van gemaakt ;)
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                    • arg
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1164

                      #11
                      Thanks a lot for the help guys! Bummer that verhalen means story, that means almost all my Dutch traffic is story traffic. And my anal traffic is Polish! And worst of all is Christmas pictures! Well, I'll try regular dutch porn sites on the adult story traffic anyway, it's enough traffic it might still make some money.

                      Fake Nick, I don't run ICQ much, just email me using the whois info on the domains.

                      Adultguus, yeah, I figured all that stuff is legal there...vpscash and its sites look way too professional to risk doing something illegal.

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                      • hova
                        Traffillionaire
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 22430

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                        toiletten!
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