So there's a priest in a confessional...and he has to take a shit really bad...so he asks a janitor to fill in for him.
"What do I say?", the Janitor asks???
"Just follow this book.", the priest says, "and give them the according Hail Mary's!"
So a girl comes in the confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned...I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."
So the janitor rushes through his book to look for a blowjob...he ends up finding nothing in the book, and asks the nearest altar boy.
"What does Father usually give for a blow job???" he asks.
The altar boy replies, "Usually a Snickers Bar and a Coke!"
>> I can't WAIT for everyone to tell me how old this is
"What do I say?", the Janitor asks???
"Just follow this book.", the priest says, "and give them the according Hail Mary's!"
So a girl comes in the confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned...I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."
So the janitor rushes through his book to look for a blowjob...he ends up finding nothing in the book, and asks the nearest altar boy.
"What does Father usually give for a blow job???" he asks.
The altar boy replies, "Usually a Snickers Bar and a Coke!"
>> I can't WAIT for everyone to tell me how old this is

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