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  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320

    #1

    Jan Crouch!

    Anybody got pictures of this lavender-haired goddess? Google image search offers slim pickens of this lovely creature. I must have more!

    I still love everybody
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!

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    • GiantGnome
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 4344

      #3
      Originally posted by Headless
      Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!

      YOURE AWAKE!
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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      • titmowse
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 5320

        #4
        Originally posted by Headless
        Thats the crazy chick on tv with purple hair!!!!!!!!!!
        don't blaspheme my new goddess
        I still love everybody

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        • titmowse
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 5320

          #5


          she's just heaven in a hairdo. i can't get enough of her. pleeeeeze help me find more! are there posters of her?
          I still love everybody

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          • bryany
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 2037

            #6
            she is just a walking poster for AVON...




            I wonder what she looks like without the insane wigs and 18 layers of spray on makeup.



            Does she use airplane paint stripper to get it off?
            ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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            • titmowse
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 5320

              #7
              Originally posted by bryany
              she is just a walking poster for AVON...




              I wonder what she looks like without the insane wigs and 18 layers of spray on makeup. Does she use airplane paint stripper to get it off?
              I don't care. She is glorious. Begone, possessed linda blair picture-putter-upper!
              I still love everybody

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              • TDF
                Triple OG nigga on GFY
                • Mar 2002
                • 27296

                #8
                Sig heil

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                • titmowse
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 5320

                  #9
                  Originally posted by toodamnfli
                  thank you brother fli.

                  my dear bretheren, this simply won't do as far as the faith is concerned. must i search through my satellite channel package and see if i blocked out this amazing TBN network? if it's not there, dare i see about paying for it?

                  she calls to me...
                  I still love everybody

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                  • BrainDead
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1536

                    #10
                    who is she anyay??? and why are you so obsessed... she's old!

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                    • titmowse
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 5320

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BrainDead
                      who is she anyay??? and why are you so obsessed... she's old!
                      who is she? how dare you!

                      Jan Crouch is none other than the ever-faithful submissive slave of the great Paul Crouch. She is perfect in every way.
                      I still love everybody

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                      • Dawgy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 5856

                        #12
                        the revolution is coming.

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                        • titmowse
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 5320

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dawgy
                          you are too kind my child. may the spirit of jan crouch fill your days with lavender kisses.

                          praise jan crouch
                          Last edited by titmowse; 09-13-2004, 01:17 AM.
                          I still love everybody

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                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            she looks indeed pretty old. probably had numerous surgeries just to look the way she is right now.

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                            • titmowse
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 5320

                              #15
                              Originally posted by reynold
                              she looks indeed pretty old. probably had numerous surgeries just to look the way she is right now.
                              i can't hear you, satan

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                              I still love everybody

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                              • Holly
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 10017

                                #16
                                I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.

                                Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}

                                Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
                                War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                                • titmowse
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 5320

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                  I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.

                                  Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}

                                  Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
                                  it can't be true. your Aunt's friend of a friend is the devil.

                                  Glory be! I too have the blessed TBN within my satellite package. iIt was hidden behind my favorites list. You see? Evil is everywhere and the only cure is BIG BIG Hair and long, long lashes!

                                  Tomorrow I will attend the church of Jan Crouch, via her PTL program promptly at two, Jan willing.

                                  I am reborn!
                                  I still love everybody

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                                  • BrainDead
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 1536

                                    #18
                                    so this is how titmowse spells O-B-S-E-S-S-S-I-O-N!!!

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                                    • TDF
                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 27296

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dawgy


                                      Sig heil

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dawgy

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089

                                          #21
                                          Is it just me or does she look a lot like Tammy Faye Baker

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                                          • dig420
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 9240

                                            #22
                                            Paul Crouch is gay and has been paying blackmail to keep it quiet. Everything just came out in the open recently, it was on Drudge. Google him.

                                            All those preachers are horrible hypocrites, but good soldiers for the GOP.

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                                            • Paul Dinin
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 169

                                              #23
                                              Titmowse, get your fingers out of my Kool-Aid -- I saw her first.

                                              CJ article about Jan Crouch

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