my dear bretheren, this simply won't do as far as the faith is concerned. must i search through my satellite channel package and see if i blocked out this amazing TBN network? if it's not there, dare i see about paying for it?
Originally posted by reynold she looks indeed pretty old. probably had numerous surgeries just to look the way she is right now.
i can't hear you, satan
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I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.
Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}
Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
Originally posted by Holly I live in the South, so of course our cable package carries every religious network known to man. My aunt and I enjoy laughing at her, almost more than anyone. She even dressed up like her for a Halloween party, two years ago. Sometimes she calls me on the phone and makes me turn it on just to see what she's got on.
Our favorite is the bright fuchsia lipstick. It's such a compliment to the lilac hair. ;-}
Here's some Paul/Jan gossip for you- my Aunt knows a lady who works from some broadcasting place and she knows people who work for them and members of their family. This person *swears* that in rl the two of them can barely stand each other anymore and are married in name only. She claims they have separate houses in different parts of the country, and that's why you see them broadcasting from different locations a lot of times and taking separate trips. She says they appear together and play happy couple, just for the sake of the network. Don't know if it's true, but she insists it is.
it can't be true. your Aunt's friend of a friend is the devil.
Glory be! I too have the blessed TBN within my satellite package. iIt was hidden behind my favorites list. You see? Evil is everywhere and the only cure is BIG BIG Hair and long, long lashes!
Tomorrow I will attend the church of Jan Crouch, via her PTL program promptly at two, Jan willing.
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