I hate IKEA

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #1

    I hate IKEA

    You buy things there and then you have to do everything by yourself in your home. And I mean everything. That suck ass when you don't like to do things manually. When you buy a bed, you surely can just pay the IKEA employees and they will do it for you. But when you buy small things, you won't ask them for it.... So you have to do it by yourself.

    Fuckers

    I think I need some

    Oh and before someone says dont buy there..well, I don't need expensive furniture for my current house. And I go there because they simply have the biggest choice there and everything in one place and this saves time.
    I don't use ICQ anymore.
  • buddyjuf

    #2
    I love walking through that store, home furniture is something I am fond of

    Comment

    • bluff
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2004
      • 6253

      #3
      I like 'em, and I'm not bad at constructing such stuff

      Comment

      • pxxx
        First African GFY Member
        • Mar 2004
        • 12114

        #4
        Don't forget to add that everything from that store always ends up breaking.

        Comment

        • Project-Shadow
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 7340

          #5
          I could live in Ikea.

          Comment

          • media
            Confirmed Moneymaker
            • Apr 2002
            • 9853

            #6
            I love IKEA, one thing I miss greatly about living in the bay area... I wish they would build one here..
            I'm here for the violence!

            Comment

            • JakeR
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 1760

              #7
              ikea is great if one was to move into a dorm room or something, but for a normal house thier furniture is true crap
              Adult Merchant Accounts & Chargeback Management Solutions
              Domestic & Offshore
              icq: 152-058-005

              Comment

              • DimeStoreNovel
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 151

                #8
                you should buy the top of the line good stuff at Wally World!

                Last edited by DimeStoreNovel; 09-12-2004, 12:32 PM.

                Comment

                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bluff
                  I like 'em, and I'm not bad at constructing such stuff
                  you should come to me next time to construct it for me.
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

                  Comment

                  • EviLGuY
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pxxx
                    Don't forget to add that everything from that store always ends up breaking.
                    Its made cheap, and sold cheap.. yoou usually get your moneys worth out of what you buy though.

                    You want furniture that will last forever.. get some stuff made out of oak. Of course it'll cost about 10x as much.

                    Comment

                    • Abyss_Vee
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 5208

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                      I love walking through that store, home furniture is something I am fond of
                      fuck that,,,, IKEA IS A MAZE

                      Comment

                      • Nicky
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30071

                        #12
                        hehe, IKEA ownes you all, bow to the world's richest man, yea he is richer than Bill gates

                        gfynicky @ gmail.com

                        Comment

                        • bad_girl
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 757

                          #13
                          The problem with ikea is that you buy more shit than you need. Everytime I go there, I plan to buy one item, I come out with 20..



                          BG
                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                          Comment

                          • Nanda
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 5310

                            #14
                            I like Ikea...it's a lot better then other furniture stores here...also reminds me a little of neubert in Germany....I miss those days.....
                            My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                            He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

                            Comment

                            • Nathan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 3108

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky
                              hehe, IKEA ownes you all, bow to the world's richest man, yea he is richer than Bill gates
                              No he is not.

                              The founder of ikea gave all his shares away a few years ago, to a fund which now owns Ikea. He does not own it himself anymore, and has almost no shares, if even any.
                              "Think about it a little more and you'll agree with me, because you're smart and I'm right."
                              - Charlie Munger

                              Comment

                              • CET
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 2754

                                #16
                                I kinda like putting my own stuff together, it gives me a chance to use my tools! *grunt grunt*
                                Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts!

                                Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training

                                "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

                                Comment

                                • JustinF
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 286

                                  #17
                                  Ikea blows.

                                  Shittiest furnihsings store ever.

                                  Comment

                                  • VeriSexy
                                    Join The Royal Family
                                    • Apr 2002
                                    • 25463

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                    You buy things there and then you have to do everything by yourself in your home. And I mean everything. That suck ass when you don't like to do things manually. When you buy a bed, you surely can just pay the IKEA employees and they will do it for you. But when you buy small things, you won't ask them for it.... So you have to do it by yourself.

                                    Fuckers

                                    I think I need some

                                    Oh and before someone says dont buy there..well, I don't need expensive furniture for my current house. And I go there because they simply have the biggest choice there and everything in one place and this saves time.
                                    If you don't know how to build anything, you can pay them to build them for you
                                    Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN!
                                    Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos
                                    .
                                    With TOP RATIO Sites like


                                    ATMovs.com | iTeenVideo.com |
                                    TeenSexMovs.com | TeenSexMania.com


                                    Comment

                                    • Steen2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 7662

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bdjuf
                                      I love walking through that store, home furniture is something I am fond of
                                      ICQ: 2262.73945

                                      Comment

                                      • polish_aristocrat
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 40377

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by VeriSexy
                                        If you don't know how to build anything, you can pay them to build them for you
                                        Yeah, but not a simple chair
                                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

                                        Comment

                                        • hottoddy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 3049

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                          Its made cheap, and sold cheap.. yoou usually get your moneys worth out of what you buy though.
                                          ...
                                          Actually their markup is quite high, making Ikea's founder the world's richest man. It costs them nothing to make that laminate crap. Ikea could probably sell pressed turds in between ultra thin sheets of wood laminate ... maybe they already do.
                                          - *** -

                                          Comment

                                          • sirrobin
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 453

                                            #22
                                            The time spent is selecting, buying, transport and assembly is waaaay too much.
                                            Id rather buy froma real store
                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                                            Comment

                                            • sickkittens
                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 25100

                                              #23
                                              Do they have alot more stuff in their stores vs. online?

                                              HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                              THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                              Comment

                                              • quiet
                                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 25115

                                                #24
                                                ikea was cool when i was in Uni, and my first few years after. the last thing i ever bought there was a king size bed. took me 8 hours to assemble it. would never shop there now...
                                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

                                                Comment

                                                • volante
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 2940

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Nathan
                                                  No he is not.

                                                  The founder of ikea gave all his shares away a few years ago, to a fund which now owns Ikea. He does not own it himself anymore, and has almost no shares, if even any.
                                                  Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea, is "only" the worlds 14th richest person.

                                                  Not bad for a former Nazi...

                                                  Comment

                                                  • untitled
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 352

                                                    #26
                                                    ikea is great! the one i live near is always packed with hot chicks, i was amazed at all the hot girls browsing furniture!
                                                    Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance...

                                                    Comment

                                                    • beemk
                                                      CLICK HERE
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 20829

                                                      #27
                                                      you get what you pay for. if you cant afford new good furniture buy it on ebay/garage sales.
                                                      I host with Vacares

                                                      Comment

                                                      • sickkittens
                                                        I am a meat popsicle.
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 25100

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by untitled
                                                        ikea is great! the one i live near is always packed with hot chicks, i was amazed at all the hot girls browsing furniture!
                                                        Is it worth it for me to drive 3 hrs total to see what they have or is what they have nline pretty much what they hav in the store?

                                                        HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

                                                        THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                                                        Comment

                                                        • alexg
                                                          IL4L.com
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 11287

                                                          #29
                                                          yeah they also sell everything in ultra small boxes because it's all in small pieces.

                                                          I hear you can buy a full kitchen there in a match box

                                                          Find fuck buddies in your area!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Nicky
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 30071

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Nathan
                                                            No he is not.

                                                            The founder of ikea gave all his shares away a few years ago, to a fund which now owns Ikea. He does not own it himself anymore, and has almost no shares, if even any.
                                                            dude, he ownes the fund.......IKEA has never had any stocks, and they have never been on the stock market.......I read in the biggest swedish newspaper a few weeks ago that he is now the worls richest, he went past Bill cause the USD took a down flip.....

                                                            gfynicky @ gmail.com

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Horny Dude
                                                              Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 4913

                                                              #31
                                                              I can't stand putting anything together from them!! True pain in the ass. It would be allright if they would just put some text in there kind of give you a hint, but it is all drawings and they are half ass at best. Was putting together a dresser and the picture showed a screw which looked like nothing I had, took me an hour to figure out the screw was gold color and not black. Easily could have been better had they said that in the instructions!

                                                              Comment

                                                              • polish_aristocrat
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 40377

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Horny Dude
                                                                I can't stand putting anything together from them!! True pain in the ass. It would be allright if they would just put some text in there kind of give you a hint, but it is all drawings and they are half ass at best. Was putting together a dresser and the picture showed a screw which looked like nothing I had, took me an hour to figure out the screw was gold color and not black. Easily could have been better had they said that in the instructions!
                                                                That's what I am talking about

                                                                And I hate such manual work in general
                                                                I don't use ICQ anymore.

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Basic_man
                                                                  Programming King Pin
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 27360

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i dont like it all the people there is crazy!
                                                                  UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress!
                                                                  Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • Jace
                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 35562

                                                                    #34
                                                                    you are a fucking lazy bastard....everything I have bought from there takes less than 1 hour to put together....and that is their whole philosophy....put it together yourself

                                                                    on every brochure, catalog and on the site is says

                                                                    Because most items are packed flat, you can get them home easily, and assemble them yourself. This means we don't charge you for things you can easily do on your own. So together we save money...for a better everyday life.
                                                                    and for those saying their shit is crap, you not buying the right shit....if you spend $100 on a dresser, you will get your $100 worth....you get what you pay for

                                                                    Ikea has some nice top of the line shit for very affordable prices, you just have to be willing to spend the extra cash your mommy's gave you....

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • volante
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 2940

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                      dude, he ownes the fund.......IKEA has never had any stocks, and they have never been on the stock market.......I read in the biggest swedish newspaper a few weeks ago that he is now the worls richest, he went past Bill cause the USD took a down flip.....
                                                                      Ingvar Kamprad is NOT the worlds richest person. My wife works for Ikea, and knows him personally. He is a fucking amazing businessman (Ikea is cleverly divided up amongst multiple companies in a way that guarantees success no matter what happens in the future, short of this planet being destroyed) and extremely rich, but he isn't yet the worlds richest person.

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • VeriSexy
                                                                        Join The Royal Family
                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 25463

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                        you are a fucking lazy bastard....everything I have bought from there takes less than 1 hour to put together....and that is their whole philosophy....put it together yourself

                                                                        on every brochure, catalog and on the site is says



                                                                        and for those saying their shit is crap, you not buying the right shit....if you spend $100 on a dresser, you will get your $100 worth....you get what you pay for

                                                                        Ikea has some nice top of the line shit for very affordable prices, you just have to be willing to spend the extra cash your mommy's gave you....
                                                                        Yeah there are some very lazy people on this board Either they are lazy or too stupid to follow the 3 page manual
                                                                        Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN!
                                                                        Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos
                                                                        .
                                                                        With TOP RATIO Sites like


                                                                        ATMovs.com | iTeenVideo.com |
                                                                        TeenSexMovs.com | TeenSexMania.com


                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • BrainDead
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 1536

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by volante
                                                                          Ingvar Kamprad is NOT the worlds richest person. My wife works for Ikea, and knows him personally. He is a fucking amazing businessman (Ikea is cleverly divided up amongst multiple companies in a way that guarantees success no matter what happens in the future, short of this planet being destroyed) and extremely rich, but he isn't yet the worlds richest person.
                                                                          wow thanks for the info... now we can all setlle down

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • extreme
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 2120

                                                                            #38
                                                                            IKEA is the shitniz

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Za Ha
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 5112

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I LOVE IKEA!!!

                                                                              They have the most inexpensive non cheap stuff ever!

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • CheeseFrog
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 1724

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by media
                                                                                I love IKEA, one thing I miss greatly about living in the bay area... I wish they would build one here..
                                                                                You're lucky that they got a Walmart there. I used to live in Eugene when I worked at Symantec. Nice little town
                                                                                Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • lb_vee
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 886

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
                                                                                  fuck that,,,, IKEA IS A MAZE
                                                                                  It is a maze, but the restaurant kicks ass.

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • Jace
                                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                    • 35562

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by a1escorts
                                                                                    It is a maze, but the restaurant kicks ass.
                                                                                    hahaha, no shit...those swedish meatballs are the shit

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • DamageX
                                                                                      Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 14293

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                      Oh and before someone says dont buy there..well, I don't need expensive furniture for my current house. And I go there because they simply have the biggest choice there and everything in one place and this saves time.
                                                                                      How does having to put the shit together yourself save you time?

                                                                                      And before someone says that IKEA merchandise isn't shit, IT IS. You should know where they source that stuff from, you'd never buy it if it was sold in another store...
                                                                                      Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • Paul Markham
                                                                                        Too old to care
                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 52942

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I some times think our studio looks like the IKEA showroom.

                                                                                        http://www.paulmarkham.com/hire-studio.php



                                                                                        Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
                                                                                        PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Herb Kornfield
                                                                                          Is on the 1
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 4996

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          IKEA is perfect "first furniture" for your place. The office here is all IKEA tables, bookcases and shelves.

                                                                                          I love the AS IS department at IKEA, many items are 50% off that are in perfect condition.

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • pushpills
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 3700

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            stuff is ugly garbage.



                                                                                            if you want to look like a poor piece of shit, buy ikea and show it off to your friends!

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • DamageX
                                                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 14293

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by pushpills
                                                                                              stuff is ugly garbage.
                                                                                              So are you, but somehow we just can't seem to make you go away. Same with IKEA.
                                                                                              Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • dready
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 5247

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                You buy things there and then you have to do everything by yourself in your home. And I mean everything. That suck ass when you don't like to do things manually. When you buy a bed, you surely can just pay the IKEA employees and they will do it for you. But when you buy small things, you won't ask them for it.... So you have to do it by yourself.

                                                                                                Fuckers

                                                                                                I think I need some

                                                                                                Oh and before someone says dont buy there..well, I don't need expensive furniture for my current house. And I go there because they simply have the biggest choice there and everything in one place and this saves time.
                                                                                                You get what you pay for.
                                                                                                ICQ: 91139591

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • tonkagunner
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 830

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  IKEA is all particle board furniture from what I could see. You bump a corner and that stuff breaks apart.
                                                                                                  Traffic Cash Gold

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • Reak
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 17920

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i buy there daily

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...