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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923
    #1

    Please help.

    OK...So my friend has this....Well...I'm not sure WTF it is.


    What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.

    He said he got it after having unprotected sex with some slut in Florida last month.

    Anyway....Since this place seems to be where it's at for legal questions...I am hoping that all you pros can share some of your medical knowledge with me as well.

    Thanks in advance.
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    • Illicit
      wtf ?
      • Dec 2003
      • 11895
      #2
      got pictures of the shit ? any you talk about people looking for law advice on the gfy
      Insert Sig Here

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          I would have him move to Mexico. . . things that look like the Virgin Mary are a big draw down there

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            • mynetporn
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 1154
              #4
              really don't think I want to see any pics of this shit.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46923
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ajpiii
                  got pictures of the shit ? any you talk about people looking for law advice on the gfy
                  Please work on your Engrish skills.

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809
                      #6
                      I sense a subliminal meaning to this all, but the VIRGIN part is really throwing me off.

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                        • WiredGuy
                          Pounding Googlebot
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 34512
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.

                          He said he got it after having unprotected sex with some slut in Florida last month.
                          Have him sent to the Vatican for inspection by the pope. He'll know what to do.

                          WG
                          I play with Google.

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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895
                              #8
                              Originally posted by AaronM
                              Please work on your Engrish skills.

                              nah its not the engrish skills... its the typing skills... the two fingers arent as accurate as they used to be...
                              Insert Sig Here

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                                • SpikeHeel
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 1531
                                  #9
                                  man, that's serious! one of the basic prescription that i can give you is that - get him to consult a doctor!

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                                    • Persius
                                      Tap into MOBILE!
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11779
                                      #10
                                      wtf on his left side of the body??

                                      doesnt make much sense...


                                      nething on his cock? :S

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                                        • masterE
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 366
                                          #11
                                          You should get him down to his realtor's office immediately and see if there is any legal grounds to sue the attorney that sent him the virgin whore

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                                            • Sassy Girl
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 410
                                              #12
                                              Shingles usually affects just one side of the body.

                                              What is Shingles?

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                                                • John3
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 1214
                                                  #13
                                                  God there are some dense people around here

                                                  Hook 'em.

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46923
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by John3
                                                      God there are some dense people around here
                                                      Indeed.

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                                                        • Baal
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 696
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                          What I do know is that it has his left side all deformed and there is a fucked up rash that covers most of that side of his body and is shaped like The Virgin Mary.
                                                          Screw treating it; charge catholics to look at it! God usually puts images of The Virgin Mary in tiny central american villages; guess this time he was on a field trip.
                                                          Oh, and also get him drunk and make sure he wakes up with a stigmata as well. That's an extra $5.00 per viewer.

                                                          You've got a major cash cow here

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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Sassy Girl
                                                              Shingles usually affects just one side of the body.

                                                              What is Shingles?
                                                              This is likely the right answer..... but I like Baddog's answer better.
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