Why Does GOD Hate Florida?

[crowkid]

I'm on my way to the Florida convention, and I have to turn around because of fucking hurricanes.... Weeks later, God strikes Florida again with a hurricane DOUBLE the size of the previous one..... once again, why does GOD hate Florida? Discuss

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Mother Nature is giving the carolinas a break

[Fletch XXX]

florida just makes the news because grandma and her rich friends want to live on the beach and get scared when a storm comes.

places like Mississippi and Lousiaian get hurricanes you dont even hear about it.

but florida is rich and white

[Marcus Aurelius]

god doesnt hate anyone, weve been on autopilot for years. hes left the building.

[impulseSD]

It's because you're going there, can't you take a hint.

[NickPapageorgio]

Jeb Bush...

[justsexxx]

Originally posted by crowkid
I'm on my way to the Florida convention, and I have to turn around because of fucking hurricanes.... Weeks later, God strikes Florida again with a hurricane DOUBLE the size of the previous one..... once again, why does GOD hate Florida? Discuss

When you start living in the desert, will you complain about the sand, and the heat?

I mean, everyone and god knows Florida--->Big risk of hurricanes

Japan--->bigger change of earthquakes.

When you don't want to take this risk, look for another place

Andre

[Rich]

[crowkid]

Originally posted by Rich

HAHAHAHAH

[Nysus]

Originally posted by justsexxx
When you start living in the desert, will you complain about the sand, and the heat?

I mean, everyone and god knows Florida--->Big risk of hurricanes

Japan--->bigger change of earthquakes.

When you don't want to take this risk, look for another place

Andre

Same thing with Tornado Alley. They really shouldn't allow trailor park homes that aren't well-grounded to be in that corridor. It allows for people to put their lives and homes at risk..

Matt

[Dirty F]

God?

[Napolean]

Originally posted by mdcq
god doesnt hate anyone, weve been on autopilot for years. hes left the building.

i have to second that

[Phoenix]

Jebs a gangsta

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Because they put Bush in office and do not know how to count votes.

I call it Karma.

[johndoebob]

Why Does GOD Hate Florida?

Dood, christian logic:

good = whoa a wonder god has done it
bad = evil things only come from satan

[Jer]

God is Brazilian - no hurricanes, no volcanoes, no earthquakes, no tsunamis

[TheLegacy]

just God's way of securing the vote for kerry by wiping out any possible mistakes like last time

[Tom_PMs]

Y'all do know the bushes have (had) a vacation home (mansion) in punta gorda don't ya?

[dodint]

I'll never understand people.

If you don't like Hurricanes, or the incovienance they cause, stay the hell out of the southeast US.

As someone that grew up on the coast of NC, it's obvisous that if you take out the tourists and the media, Hurricanes aren't nearly as bad as they appear. Risky, yes. End-of-the-world-storm-of-the-century, no. It does sell good advertising on TWC, though.

[ColBigBalls]

inbreeding

[slickcashlisa]

Sucks.

[johnbosh]

he must have them yes:p

[crowkid]

Originally posted by AlienQ
Because they put Bush in office and do not know how to count votes.

I call it Karma.

cheap shot...tired old argument, everyone knows that the independent committee assigned to recount all votes in Florida, showed Bush still won the state...and 4 years later we still have to hear blatant lies..... Try stating a fact

[Tom_PMs]

Yeah, the electoral college vote went to bush.

But you may forget, the popular vote went to gore. That's never been disputed

Just google for something obvious like "2000 presidential election results"

You'll get all the numbers.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally posted by crowkid
cheap shot...tired old argument, everyone knows that the independent committee assigned to recount all votes in Florida, showed Bush still won the state...and 4 years later we still have to hear blatant lies..... Try stating a fact

I admit it...

Was a cheap shot! But if the timing and the events arent damning I do not know what is.

Occurs on the last day of the RNC
Its September
November is around the corner...

You Florida folks better get it right this time.

[pushpills]

too many porners.

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by Jer
God is Brazilian - no hurricanes, no volcanoes, no earthquakes, no tsunamis

high Aids count

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by Battuss
God?

He has it confused with Mother Nature

[johndoebob]

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
high Aids count

Ain't that high, pull out serious stats.

[johndoebob]

Regional Statistics for HIV & AIDS end of 2003
Adults & Children
Living with HIV/AIDS * Adult Infection
Rate (%) Deaths of
Adults & Children *
Sub-Saharan Africa 25.0 7.5 2.2
East Asia 0.9 0.1 0.04
Oceania 0.03 0.2 0.0007
South & South-East Asia 6.5 0.6 0.46
Eastern Europe & Central Asia 1.3 0.6 0.049
Western Europe 0.58 0.3 0.006
North Africa & Middle East 0.48 0.2 0.024
North America 1.00 0.6 0.016
Caribbean 0.43 2.3 0.035
Latin America 1.6 0.6 0.084
Global Total 37.8 1.1 2.9

* millions

[FreeOnes]

Because there are too many fake tits in FL

[Jer]

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
high Aids count

Misinformed.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/...at&id=br&id=us

HIV AIDS - adult prevalence rate

1. Brazil 0.7% (2001 est.)
2. United States 0.6% (2001 est.)

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/...ap&id=br&id=us

HIV AIDS - deaths (per capita)

1. United States 0.05 per 1000 people
2. Brazil 0.04 per 1000 people

[Serge Litehead]

God?
God cannot afford to live in Florida so he hates it.

[skrog]

[billywatson]

Cause all the NY Jews are there???

[Mikey_219Inc]

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
inbreeding

[CyberBachelor]

I'll be thinking a lot about the people in florida this weekend... I have lots of friends down there. I wish everyone the best and hope it passes quickly and with little damage.

[FlyingIguana]

Originally posted by crowkid
I'm on my way to the Florida convention, and I have to turn around because of fucking hurricanes.... Weeks later, God strikes Florida again with a hurricane DOUBLE the size of the previous one..... once again, why does GOD hate Florida? Discuss

no hate, there were hurricanes before there was a florida. stupid europeans should have asked the natives about the florida area.

[C_U_Next_Tuesday]

Originally posted by Jer
Misinformed.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/...at&id=br&id=us

HIV AIDS - adult prevalence rate

1. Brazil 0.7% (2001 est.)
2. United States 0.6% (2001 est.)

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/...ap&id=br&id=us

HIV AIDS - deaths (per capita)

1. United States 0.05 per 1000 people
2. Brazil 0.04 per 1000 people

Usa has a high HIV count too.. I should have put in there HIV instead of Aids..my bad

[jukeboxfrank]

that was funny......But I still hate skrog.......

[Rebecca Love]

God hates Florida because Chad cannot count votes.

[skrog]

Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
that was funny......But I still hate skrog.......

Ah. Okay! Why you pissed at me?

I don't hate Florida. God does!!!

[Steen2]

God hates Florida due to the high density of adult webmasters.

[Doctor Dre]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
florida just makes the news because grandma and her rich friends want to live on the beach and get scared when a storm comes.

places like Mississippi and Lousiaian get hurricanes you dont even hear about it.

but florida is rich and white

Definitly ... especially here in our province everybody move to FL after 50 ... llol

[digifan]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
florida just makes the news because grandma and her rich friends want to live on the beach and get scared when a storm comes.

places like Mississippi and Lousiaian get hurricanes you dont even hear about it.

but florida is rich and white

[digifan]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
florida just makes the news because grandma and her rich friends want to live on the beach and get scared when a storm comes.

places like Mississippi and Lousiaian get hurricanes you dont even hear about it.

but florida is rich and white

[sumphatpimp]

cause God knows where all the crooks live.
same reason he sends all the earthquakes to California, he knows.

thats why he is God.

[crowkid]

Originally posted by Tom_PM
Yeah, the electoral college vote went to bush.

But you may forget, the popular vote went to gore. That's never been disputed

Just google for something obvious like "2000 presidential election results"

You'll get all the numbers.

And???? AND???? Welcome to the U.S. in 2k4, we go by Electoral Votes to get our President elected... Bush won the Electoral Votes, if we went by the popular vote, obviously large cities like LA and NYC would always go Democrat, screwing over average Americans everywhere else who dont share liberal big city views....DUHHHHRRRR, once again welcome to U.S. ........... NEXT FUCKING challenge please, this was wayyy to easy

[crowkid]

Originally posted by FreeOnes
Because there are too many fake tits in FL

This guy's got a point...but what about LA, I'm willing to bet my left testicle that LA has SO many more fake tits than Floriduhhh

[pure energy]

God has a reason that our reason can't undestand