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  • Paul Waters
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4402

    #1

    Budweiser Method

    These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which is on a 1 to 10 scale.

    One says, "I'd give her a 7. She's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third. The bartender, while bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass. He checks her out himself and says, "Nah, I'd only give her a 3."

    "A 3? How can you give her a 3?" says one of the three guys at the table. "She's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says, "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women."

    The guys look at each other, figure the bartender has lousy taste in women, and go back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar, and they confer between themselves and decide she deserves a 9.

    However, the bartender, wiping off the table nearest to theirs, again overhears their rating of the gal. He checks her out himself and tells the fellows that he'd only give her a 5. "A 5? How can you give her just a 5? She's absolutely gorgeous!"

    The bartender casually replies that he uses the Budweiser method for rating women. "The Budweiser method?" they puzzle, as the bartender returns to his post behind the bar. They are quite confused.

    Three, maybe four minutes pass by, and then a stunning blonde, 5'11" goddess walks into the bar. Long luscious legs, sexy shape. Truly a work of flawless perfection. Without hesitation, the three "judges" at the table determine that this young sultress is, without any doubt, a 10.

    However, carrying a case of beer pass them to restock the supply behind the bar, the bartender once more overhears their rating of the girl. He glances studiously at her, and says that the best, the very best that he could give her, would be a 7.

    "A 7? How in the world could you give her just a mere 7? She's gorgeous!" "Well," says the bartender again, "I use the Budweiser method for rating women."

    "Budweiser!" says one of the guys, exasperated. "What in the Hell is this 'Budweiser method' for rating women?"

    "Well, says the bartender, "the Budweiser method for rating women, is the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her."


    Paul
  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #2
    I'm not smart enough to understand what a Clydesdales is ... Can any1 explain the joke to me please ?
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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    • pussyluver
      Clueless OleMan
      • Mar 2003
      • 11009

      #3
      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
      I'm not smart enough to understand what a Clydesdales is ... Can any1 explain the joke to me please ?
      They are the horses you see in the Anheusers Busch commercials. The most famous perhaps for the one that only played once as a tribute to 9/11. AB is the maker of Budwiser.

      The Busch marketing group would like to thank you for not knowing what a Clydesdale is.

      They were starting to turn away from using them, but public out cry has changed that direction I believe.

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      • Forkbeard
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 2236

        #4
        The way I heard that joke, it went:

        "The Budweiser method? That's the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."
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        • fr8
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 5074

          #5
          Its only so so. Was expecting something big.
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          • pussyluver
            Clueless OleMan
            • Mar 2003
            • 11009

            #6

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