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  • drt2
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 132

    #1

    Ultimatum issue resolved!

    Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings"

    You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA!

    She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though)

    I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use.

    Now off to build another gallery in peace

    drt2
  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    man thats cold lol

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    • NoCarrier
      We need more free porn
      • Mar 2002
      • 16356

      #3

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        wtf? i did not get wtf u r talking about and i read it 3 times?

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        • DarkJedi
          No Refunds Issued.
          • Feb 2001
          • 28301

          #5
          Originally posted by drt2
          Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings"

          You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA!

          She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though)

          I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use.

          Now off to build another gallery in peace

          drt2
          now translate that into English

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          • NoCarrier
            We need more free porn
            • Mar 2002
            • 16356

            #6
            Originally posted by DarkJedi
            now translate that into English
            Here is the translation

            "Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

            I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

            I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

            I really need to piss"

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            • drt2
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 132

              #7
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              now translate that into English
              My gf said get off the computer or I'm leaving you

              I said "fine leave!"

              simple enuf?
              Last edited by drt2; 08-11-2004, 10:22 AM.

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              • fhoff
                Registered User
                • Apr 2004
                • 3

                #8
                seemed simple enough to me!!

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                • Aquarius
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 4754

                  #9
                  English mother fucker! can you speak it?

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                  • AvanteGuard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 451

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NoCarrier
                    Here is the translation

                    "Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

                    I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

                    I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

                    I really need to piss"
                    that's fu-cking great
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                    • Goatse
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 2086

                      #11
                      You, sir, are a fine example for us to follow. I humbly bow to your nonchalant ability to dispose of nagging whores.

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                      • bjjb
                        Have laptop will travel
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13074

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                        Here is the translation

                        "Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

                        I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

                        I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

                        I really need to piss"
                        LMFAO You have such a talent for making things so clear!

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