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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

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  • Keev
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 5335

    #2
    WOHOOO!!! Thats pretty tight of an idea... I am kinda in favor of them like potato guns they have at the stadium. They stuff tshirts, hot dogs and other crap into them and launch them into the crowd....... you could probably stuff your gerbils in there AMP and give you a better kick....
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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      Hot diggety!

      I wonder if they make one big enough to handle the big Polish smokies?
      Damn those hot-dog-cart-smokies are addictive. Onions, saurkraut, hot peppers, mustard & relish, mmmmmmm

      Okay, now I'm hungry. Thanks amp. Ya big weenie
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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        I may hafta get everyone one of those for Christmas....
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        • Pornwolf
          Drunk and Unruly
          • Jan 2002
          • 22712

          #5
          Nice! I was thinking about one of those over the weekend while I was heating some dogs on my George Foreman grill.
          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

          Webair, bitches.

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
            I may hafta get everyone one of those for Christmas....
            Ya ya, that would be great. What about your plan to move to Hawaii? Wasn't that supposed to be this year?

            Reason I mention it is, you spoke of a beach party once you get there, and I don't forget things like beach parties lightly.

            Hawaii. Yeahhhh! I am so up for Hawaii.
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            * <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FF0000">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome.
            * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a>
            * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>
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            Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              Ya ya, that would be great. What about your plan to move to Hawaii? Wasn't that supposed to be this year?

              Reason I mention it is, you spoke of a beach party once you get there, and I don't forget things like beach parties lightly.

              Hawaii. Yeahhhh! I am so up for Hawaii.
              less than 2 months bro.... we just got our tickets.... our ONE WAY tickets... this afternoon... it's carved in stone.

              We fly on July 1st.

              and we ain't never comin' back.
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              • Pornwolf
                Drunk and Unruly
                • Jan 2002
                • 22712

                #8
                You are about to be in Web Guy heaven! Hawaii, pretty girl (I'm assuming), & job independence!

                You've made it Amp!
                I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                Webair, bitches.

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Halle-f**Kin-looya!!

                  Congrats man,.... nothing I respect more than a man who keeps his word and does what he says he's gonna do.

                  <sniff>

                  <HONK!>

                  ...... I love you man!


                  Let me know when's the liua (sp?), be sure to have lots o' coconut shrimps.
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                  * <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">new trades</font></a> welcome.
                  * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a>
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                  Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    just had to move up the date a few months.... had to be there for Independence Day ya know....

                    but I am missing one crucial element....

                    I need to get a hammock.
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                    • ZoiNk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 2370

                      #11
                      um... EW!
                      Personally I would live a wendys drivethrough in my kitchen though
                      Mmmmmmmmmmm, Cute wendys hit that hits on me :>
                      ZoiNk
                      "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        nothing I respect more than a man who keeps his word and does what he says he's gonna do.
                        indeed.... and speaking of that....
                        I've gotten behind on some projects because of some hosting issues that absolutely had to be resolved before I can even think of getting out of here, but today I got all that fixed thanks to the amazing people at XFR, and I can now finally fully concentrate on getting these projects knocked out in short order. Domain is still propagating to the new box, but the issue has been dealt with. So, yes.... I will also be keeping my word to those clients that are lurking in on this and reading... I apologize for all the downtime I've had with the extranet and everything. It won't be happening again.
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                        • Lexxx
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 1489

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                          A must have for every webmaster.
                          Makes me drool while working late here...
                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lexxx


                            Makes me drool while working late here...
                            I'm tellin' ya.... I gotta get me one of those things....
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                            • CDSmith
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2001
                              • 51460

                              #15
                              Here's another good one..... http://www.beercanchickenroaster.com/

                              I did up a chicken a few weeks ago like this, with a half-full beer can shoved up it's anus and barbecued for an hour. Damn damn damn that was some fine moist boid.

                              Damn fine. Try it.

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                              CD
                              * <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">CD's Models on the Web</font></a> International ~ Models ~ database <a href="http://www.cdsmodels.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#C08C00">new trades</font></a> welcome.
                              * <font color="#FFCCFF">Looking to buy traffic?</font> 2k+/day for 2 weeks for 200 bucks? ICQ-31024634, <a href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Paid Traffic Deal">email</a>
                              * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>
                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                              ICQ me at: 31024634

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