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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    Doing "much better" now!

    When you hear about how much better some companies are doing, sometimes you have to read between the lines...


    For example....

    Traffic is way up! (since our spyware installs are taking everyone's traffic from every tgp)

    Conversions are a lot better! (since we stopped counting most of your hits)

    Retention is a lot better! (since we hid the cancel button and stopped processing cancellation emails)

    Sales are much higher! (since we added 3 hidden crosssells and started banging stolen credit cards)

    Content expense is much lower! (since we are stiffing our models and photographers, and started jacking everyone elses members area)

    Profits are up! (since we stopped paying invoices until legal action is threatened)


    Any other good examples?



    Steve Lightspeed
    Abra-cadabra!
  • Rick Latona
    The Best Ideas Start Here
    • Dec 2002
    • 6037

    #2
    You in a good mood today?
    Regards,

    Rick Latona
    http://latonas.com

    Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties
    Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.

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    • Corleone
      C.R.E.A.M
      • Apr 2003
      • 15262

      #3
      hehe... good ones..

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      • ModelBuffet
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2004
        • 360

        #4
        sounds right on..

        Wackmeter
        ICQ 217-133-671
        Trade Traffic

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        • pussyluver
          Clueless OleMan
          • Mar 2003
          • 11009

          #5
          OK, who fucked with ya?

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          • SteveLightspeed
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 7940

            #6
            Originally posted by Rick Latona
            You in a good mood today?

            Yeah man, conversions and sales are doing much better now! hahahahaha


            Gave the crew the day off. I'm hanging out today getting ready for a big 3 day weekend. I love 4th of July!
            Abra-cadabra!

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            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368

              #7
              And a happy good morning to you too Steve!

              ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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              • pussyluver
                Clueless OleMan
                • Mar 2003
                • 11009

                #8
                Traffic is up since I started a hit bot on my own site.

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                • pussyluver
                  Clueless OleMan
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11009

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                  Traffic is up since I started a hit bot on my own site.
                  Looks good on sextracker

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                  • SteveLightspeed
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 7940

                    #10
                    Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!
                    Abra-cadabra!

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                    • X37375787

                      #11
                      "With the new affiliate software, our company has reported a profit increase of 480% over the past month."


                      [IMG]http://**********/shaver2.gif[/IMG]

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                      • Tuga
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 7678

                        #12
                        My galleries are getting top spots in every TGP (since I removed sponsor links)

                        Go Fuck Yourself!
                        ICQ 101411627

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          Hey, I have a real one. Just stop sending checks. Have a sponsor going into month four.

                          There will be some changes to my sites. Then some more emails. No reposne will equal some drama at GFY.

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                          • Tom_PMs
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2049

                            #14
                            Whew! Thanks for warning us about you! LOL

                            You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                            • sweetums
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2534

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                              Yeah man, conversions and sales are doing much better now! hahahahaha


                              Gave the crew the day off. I'm hanging out today getting ready for a big 3 day weekend. I love 4th of July!

                              Good mornin' there sunshine
                              Gonna be a great weekend!!! I say we set off a ton of fireworks from the pool....heheheh

                              Can't wait
                              ICQ: 114549321

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                              • EviLGuY
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 12745

                                #16
                                Definitely need some reading between the lines skills these days.

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                                • StuartD
                                  Sofa King Band
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  I like it when someone reports that someone is spamming to get sales.

                                  So they come and post about it and the ID xd100 or something.

                                  Meanwhile the program is thinking "oh well, best wait a week, change the ID and get sending those again. And make sure to take that guy's email address out of the list."
                                  This is me on facebook
                                  This is me on twitter

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                                  • pussyluver
                                    Clueless OleMan
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11009

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                    Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!
                                    Watch out for those college kids that can pool resources.

                                    You picked the pay plan!!! Fraud pervention has to be a big issue. Didn't see that class at the local jr college.

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67373

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                      Yeah, and as an affiliate with 10 of my own credit cards, I can make $700/day for only 60 bucks! Life is good!
                                      Wow that much , wait I'll grab my cards

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                                      For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                                      • MaDalton
                                        I am Amazing Content!
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 39861

                                        #20
                                        i sale short ICQ!
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