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  • sillysillyme
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 156

    #1

    need a laugh??

    A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off! Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window.
    Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter.
    The little girl is just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
    Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
    Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age,the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
    The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
  • Ash@phpFX
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 4292

    #2

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    • =^..^=
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 6935

      #3
      too funny
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      • Loch
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 7674

        #4
        LMAO
        Heard one similar not to long ago but still good!

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        • EviLGuY
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 12745

          #5
          LOL.. great punchline.

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          • ModelBuffet
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            • Jun 2004
            • 360

            #6

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