I hate mowing grass

[Goliath]

man i love the spring time and all but i swear mowing the fucking grass is the worst. anyone know how i can help pass the time?

i'd hire a little kid to do it but the rates have seem to have gone up from what i used to charge. i'd be happy to get 3 or 4 bucks doing it. now the kids want 20 bucks to shovel the driveway, god only knows what it will cost to mow the yard

[x-rated]

You lazy bitch

[Babagirls]

Go to a ghetto...us ghetto-raised children will take $5 a half an hour ! LOL

Pass time?? Blast some music on the porch!

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[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by Babagirls:
Go to a ghetto...us ghetto-raised children will take $5 a half an hour ! LOL

Babagirl....

Are you sure you dont work for Nike?

[Burtman]

One word "concrete".

It will solve all your grass cutting needs.

Burtman

[boneprone]

maybe if you stoped smoking it you get get off your ass and mow it?

[paparoach]

Buy a few goats and turn them loose.
LOL

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[RedShoe]

Well, lets just look back at your post for a moment.

You would do it for $3.50 (average)
Babagirls would do it for $5.00
'kids' would do it for $20.00

Do you see the trend? Younger = more expensive.

It's obvious. You need to get yourself a really old man to do it. Someone who knows the value of a single dollar. Tell him to mow and that he needs the money in case there is another depression. Feed off of his childhood fears.

Hope that helps.

Hang around old folks homes. Old people are real easy to catch. They don't struggle too much, and they don't make too much noise.

Who knows maybe you could snap off a few peep shots of the older gals showering for the 'voyuer/mature' market.




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[Killerelf]

Live in an apartment. The landlord has to deal with it. If you want to own your own home, move to the country where no one cares what your lawn looks like and just let it go

[Goliath]

haha.

RedShoe nice idea. I'd be worried the old man would die though, it can get pretty hot in the summer time. I guess if he would agree to sign a waiver before he starts then that would be OK. Something that says i am not responsible if he dies in my yard or something...

I wouldnt mind having an all dirt yard but that might get kinda messy when it rains...

[12clicks]

I hate it when the lawn guys stare at my wife.

[Slick]

I'd give anything to have to mow my lawn right now. I probably won't have to worry about that until the end of this month because there's still a bit of SNOW on the lawn.

Maybe you should move to where I'm at, you'll have less months to mow, he he he.

[Goliath]

heh heh...michigan eh? I'm from ohio, just a little south of you, its been great here...70s-80s for a week now. thx for the offer, but come to think of it i'd rather mow grass than shovel snow...

[PimPaDelic]

Thats All 2 Fucking Funny! LMAO!!! Hahaha I Thought About It And It Looks Like You Have Experience In This Field. Thats Just Way 2 Funny.

Originally posted by RedShoe:
Well, lets just look back at your post for a moment.

You would do it for $3.50 (average)
Babagirls would do it for $5.00
'kids' would do it for $20.00

Do you see the trend? Younger = more expensive.

It's obvious. You need to get yourself a really old man to do it. Someone who knows the value of a single dollar. Tell him to mow and that he needs the money in case there is another depression. Feed off of his childhood fears.

Hope that helps.

Hang around old folks homes. Old people are real easy to catch. They don't struggle too much, and they don't make too much noise.

Who knows maybe you could snap off a few peep shots of the older gals showering for the 'voyuer/mature' market.

[lightswitch]

Im a sucker for gadgets, so i bought one of those solar robotmowers. THing was great for about three weeks until a MOTHER FUCKER three blocks away stole it!
The police spotted it about a week latter the Crackhead had the nerve to use it on his lawn! So now it its safe in my back yard, harrasing teh dog. Best part, the dog hasnt crapped on the lawn in a month.

[Susan]

lightswitch

What the fuck is a robo mower ? does it cut the lawn on its own, how does it know where the lawn is.

12clicks - is that because they are not looking at you thinking what a cool good looking guy you are - "slpluttttter choke"

By the way, my E-mail to your site is still bouncing, I think it's up to 12 million miles now "I ONLY WANT TO SEE WHAT A SEARCH BOX LOOKS LIKE - NO BIG DEAL"

[Gemini]

Darn and I thought we could get you to cut our lawn Goliath. Guess we have to resort to plan A and let jaY do it *sigh* He always drinks too much beer and runs over the trees and such.

[Goliath]

No way Gemini...one yard is plenty for me! I waited a little too long last week and the grass was so high it kept stalling my mower.

Also turned my nice white shoes green....arggggg

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