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  • Evil1
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 3893

    #1

    Next Time....

    Next time ya tell someone you peddle smut online to anyone with a CC and they look at you like your a pedo-rapist, send them to this twisted fucking idiots site.

    http://www.dolphinsex.org/

    That should make even people selling gay transvestite midget anal porn look pretty fucking normal.

    and remember, dont let the dolphin cum in your throat, he could snap your neck!
  • drunkmonkey
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 799

    #2
    NASTY!

    I saw a documentary on dolphins a few years ago and, man, they are not the nice little fucks we see in Flipper. They roam around in gangs and attack lone dolphins like street thugs. There was this one pack that actually RAPED another male dolphin from another gang. It totally freaked me out. I have never looked at dolphins the same way. I have been trying to find that documentary for years 'cause nobody believes me.

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    • vidsweb
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 698

      #3
      One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
      Just give'r

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      • Lev
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 3545

        #4
        This is a joke right?????

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        • [Labret]
          Registered User
          • May 2001
          • 10945

          #5
          Originally posted by vidsweb
          One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
          You obviousy have not been listening to Tom Leykis enough. Dont disobey the professor.

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          • vidsweb
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 698

            #6
            Read the guys WHOIS info:

            http://www.directnic.com/whois/index...dolphinsex.org
            Just give'r

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            • Evil1
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3893

              #7
              Originally posted by drunkmonkey
              NASTY!

              I saw a documentary on dolphins a few years ago and, man, they are not the nice little fucks we see in Flipper. They roam around in gangs and attack lone dolphins like street thugs. There was this one pack that actually RAPED another male dolphin from another gang. It totally freaked me out. I have never looked at dolphins the same way. I have been trying to find that documentary for years 'cause nobody believes me.

              I'd still rather swim with a pack of assraping homo dolphins then be around the freak that owns that domain!

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              • Radix
                Registered User
                • Apr 2002
                • 83

                #8
                "Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such."

                Oh God! They'll make me a hydrophobe!
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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  decisions, decisions....
                  be eaten by a shark or anal raped by a dolphin?

                  what the fuck is wrong with fishies these days? all that goddamned rap music I bet you............
                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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