The postman retired.....
The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last day of
delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the
mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small
gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal. This
went on all through the neighborhood. As he proceeded through his route,
the gifts got better and better. One house even gave him a gold watch! He
was so satisfied, but the last house paled in comparison.
As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, and the woman
of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside. He
knew that this woman's husband was a truck driver and was away, so he went
inside. She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life. The next
morning he woke up to
find she was bringing him breakfast in bed. He found a dollar bill under
his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called
my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said,
'Screw him, give him a dollar!' "Breakfast was my idea!"
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The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last day of
delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the
mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small
gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal. This
went on all through the neighborhood. As he proceeded through his route,
the gifts got better and better. One house even gave him a gold watch! He
was so satisfied, but the last house paled in comparison.
As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, and the woman
of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside. He
knew that this woman's husband was a truck driver and was away, so he went
inside. She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life. The next
morning he woke up to
find she was bringing him breakfast in bed. He found a dollar bill under
his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called
my husband to ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said,
'Screw him, give him a dollar!' "Breakfast was my idea!"
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Something New... http://www.americas-best.com/adult
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