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  • bluedevil
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 2093

    #1

    Double Team

    "Double Team"


    Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
    Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
    Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
    The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?


    That's the first thin' I say to you.
    How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
    Listen honey,
    Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
    Showin', growin',
    Man I'd like to place my hand
    upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
    And squeeze!

    Take off your blouse,
    And your underpants,
    Then take a look,
    'Cause here me and KG come naked,
    Out of the side-hatch,
    With the oils and perfume and incense.
    Now you're groovin',
    Put on a cool '70s groove.
    A funky groove to fuck to.
    A funky groove to fuck to.

    Me, me and KG,
    It's all about sex supreme,
    We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
    Have you ever been worked on
    By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
    That's what I'm offerin' you.
    You step into our room,
    And then you smell the perfume,
    You lay upon our roundish bed,
    And then you feel a tickling on your head.
    It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
    Look out baby he got the tools.
    And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
    It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

    We don't mind sucking on toes!
    Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
    Havin' sex with me and KG,
    Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

    Let's roll!
    Oh!
    Ahh, oh!

    What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
    Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
    Deht! Deht! Eeee!
    ...Splooge!

    That was the one.

    Hail Satan!
    Hail Satan!
    Hail Satan!
    Hail Satan!

    My top money maker
  • The Truth Hurts
    Zph7YXfjMhg
    • Nov 2002
    • 15733

    #2

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    • bluedevil
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 2093

      #3
      hahaha

      My top money maker

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      • Face (o_0)
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2004
        • 2617

        #4
        Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

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        • bluedevil
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 2093

          #5
          "Fuck Her Gently"

          This is a song for the ladies
          But fellas listen closely
          You don't always have to fuck her hard
          In fact sometimes that's not right to do
          Sometimes you've got to make some love
          And fuckin give her some smoochies too
          Sometimes ya got to squeeze
          Sometimes you've got to say please
          Sometime you've got to say hey
          I'm gonna Fuck you softly
          I'm gonna screw you gently
          I'm gonna hump you sweetly
          I'm gonna ball you discreetly
          And then you say hey I bought you flowers
          And then you say wait a minute sally
          I think I got somethin in my teeth
          Could you get it out for me
          That's fuckin teamwork
          Whats your favorite posish?
          That's cool with me
          Its not my favorite
          But I'll do it for you
          Whats your favorite dish?
          Im not gonna cook it
          But ill order it from Zanzibar
          And then I'm gonna love you completely
          And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
          And then I'll fucking bone you completely
          But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
          Hard

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          • Manowar
            jellyfish  
            • Dec 2003
            • 71528

            #6
            Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
            that film sucked

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