Canada is like your appendix - you don't know why it's there, it generally doesn't bother you, but if that son of a biatch started acting up you wouldn't think twice about taking it out.
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You couldn't find us hiding in our igloosOriginally posted by ytcracker
Canada is like your appendix - you don't know why it's there, it generally doesn't bother you, but if that son of a biatch started acting up you wouldn't think twice about taking it out.
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*quote stolen from Rick Mercer*
Canada is bigger and is on top. If the U.S. and Canada where cellmates, the U.S. would be our bitch.
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and just like your appendix - you still dont know where the hell we are
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Your appendix can burst and go septic..... and kill you. Respect the appendix.
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For the americans, here are some noteable Canadians:
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Tom Green
Leslie Nielsen
Mike Meyers
Norm MacDonald
Howie Mandel
Phil Hartman
John Candy
William Shatner
Matthew Perry
Michael J. Fox
Céline Dion
Burton Cummings
Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morissette
Shania Twain
Bryan Adams
Paul Shaffer
Bret Hart
Mario Lemieux
Gordie Howe
Bobby Orr
Wayne Gretzky
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebek
Todd McFarlene
James Cameron
What's my point? You see Canadians in the news, or on TV every day.
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Canada sucks, It's bland and boringOriginally posted by sean416
For the americans, here are some noteable Canadians:
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carrey
Tom Green
Leslie Nielsen
Mike Meyers
Norm MacDonald
Howie Mandel
Phil Hartman
John Candy
William Shatner
Matthew Perry
Michael J. Fox
Céline Dion
Burton Cummings
Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morissette
Shania Twain
Bryan Adams
Paul Shaffer
Bret Hart
Mario Lemieux
Gordie Howe
Bobby Orr
Wayne Gretzky
Peter Jennings
Alex Trebek
Todd McFarlene
James Cameron
What's my point? You see Canadians in the news, or on TV every day.
What's my point?
Bret Hart.
You listed a WWF wrestler
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The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!!Originally posted by Creative
Canada sucks, It's bland and boring
What's my point?
Bret Hart.
You listed a WWF wrestler
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do NOT ever insult Bret Hart.Originally posted by Creative
Canada sucks, It's bland and boring
What's my point?
Bret Hart.
You listed a WWF wrestler
interesting note: that pic is from shortly before he got royally fucked by vince mcmanon. it was in montreal.Comment
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Yeah, and one US state elected a wrestler as governor.Originally posted by Creative
You listed a WWF wrestler
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Do I even need to say anything? I used to be a fan and shit, but come on.. You must care about wrestling a lot to post something that obsessiveOriginally posted by Brat
do NOT ever insult Bret Hart.
It's not totally my fault this country is so retarded, just partlyOriginally posted by CDSmith
Yeah, and one US state elected a wrestler as governor.
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Retarded?...no. The wrestler in question is actually one smart fucker with a solid character, and a long time business owner in Minneapolis. I use to know Jesse Ventura quite well, my point was don't knock wrestlers. Some of them aren't just meat-headed acrobats.Originally posted by Creative
It's not totally my fault this country is so retarded, just partly
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Originally posted by chowda
USA is like a penis. Always acts big and thinks everything in the world revolves around you.
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to bad every other nation in the world would be on Canadas side if they had to choose...Originally posted by ytcracker
Canada is like your appendix - you don't know why it's there, it generally doesn't bother you, but if that son of a biatch started acting up you wouldn't think twice about taking it out.Comment
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Yes it is. But don`t let our appearances fool you. Its all part of our terrorist avoidence plan.Originally posted by Creative
Canada sucks, It's bland and boring
But remember that Our beer is better. Our strippers are better. Our pot is better. And 99% of us have good teeth and never had sex with a family member.
pain in the ass
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I live in province and not a state.
I have a Prime minister and not Emperor.
And I can proudly say he is an asshole without getting redneck punched in the mouth.
Yes I do know Rick and Joe, from Canada,
But I?m sorry to say they died in the Toronto Polar bear hunt last year.
I pick up dates in bars and not family reunions.
My country?s flag has a maple leaf on it and not a star or stripe for each of us.
And just like Americans I can proudly display the Canadian flag when I travel.
It?s pronounced ?About? not ?a-boot.?
And a boot is something you wear to a bush party and not to kick Iraqis with.
I don?t own a gun or bullet and still feel pretty damn safe.
But I get scared shitless when Americans visit eh!
We have Beaver and not pussy!
And it?s wild and chews through logs instead of just lying around and shitting in its sand box.
Canada!
Home of curling, donut shops, lap dances and great fucking bear!
The preferred home of US draft dodgers
The first nation of Apologizing for American behaviour.
And the civilized part of North America!
My name is Clara AND I AM CANADIAN!Last edited by painintheass; 05-14-2004, 03:49 AM.Comment
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Pot calling the kettle black.Originally posted by tedwinters
Wow..
Canadians suck...
so damned sensitive..
hahahah
You know I have an idea. How about I develop the new niche of KKK sex.
I can film a white guy in a KKK bed sheet to fuck a black woman in the ass on top of the United States flag.
Have it as an internal anal and make her shit it out on the flag, whipe her ass with a corner of it and then set it on fire.
The final cut away will be of the KKK trying to put it out by pissing on it.
I`m 5ft 1 inch tall and be about 100lbs. And sometimes I still scare myself with thoughts like this.
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i resent thatOriginally posted by Babel
hahaha, you guys take point to argue a guy who sings about spam ?
p.s. i love canadaComment
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i think we should launch a pre emptive strike
this aint tiddly winks...it is only a matter of time until the US war machine fed by consumption turns it's ugly head our way.
i give it about two decades, and they will be so strapped for resources it will be a good ideaTelegram PhoenixBrad
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