Experienced PHP/SQL/Unix Admin Available for Work

[INDK]

I'm a young lad from Alberta, Canada trying to save up some cash to get to college by fall. If anyone out there is looking for an experienced PHP/Unix/SQL programmer, please take a look at my resume. I have something like 5 years experience programming PHP/SQL, and even longer doing web design and Unix admin, and I have some experience with adult sites. My rates are very reasonable, and I work hard.

P.S. please don't consider this as spam. I'm a real person and not some bot posting on message boards.

[chemicaleyes]

bump for the real person not bot spam, cause I'm in a good mood

[toddler]

looked at your resume....where have you worked before?

[loverboy]

bump... goodluck!

[INDK]

Recently... I've worked for Dean Mikael ASSHOLE from www.pureteenz.com / www.xxlcasino.com , but don't bother trying to contact him because he is a fucking deadbeat and ripped me off $200US. He hired me after finding me offer my services on this board.

I've worked for only a few other sites, but I have a shitload of practical experience (read: way too much free time). Look at my Portfolio and there are a few projects I've done (with source openly available under LGPL), but I've done pretty much everything. I know PEAR extensions too as well as some proprietary software such as Tidy and Smarty. Check it out

[INDK]

bump... because I need work!

[Winterverse]

Hey man a friend of mine is doing a site soon and he needs consultation, possibly some scripts drawn up.. not exactly sure but if you're interested drop your ICQ in a PM or your email and I'll get you in contact with him, hes a standup guy and if you do good work he'll probably have more projects in the future just tryin to help so let me know

[notjoe]

bump for a fellow canadian

[INDK]

Bump!

Anyone out there who didn't see this thread should drop me a line if you need a good programmer. I am charging fair prices and am 100% devoted to any work you may have for me. I take the time to debug what I hahahahaha, and I'm not going to charge anyone for half-assed work.

ENQUIRE NOW, and cheers to everyone who already has!

[INDK]

That's strange. The word it censored and replaced with "hahahaha" is w-r-i-t-e. I don't get it... I guess I should preview next time.