Joke

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • alexg
    IL4L.com
    • Aug 2003
    • 11287

    #1

    Joke

    A guy drives his car, stops and 3 tough looking guys come over and say: "Get the fuck out of the stolen car! Quick!!".

    The driver: "What are you talking about?! This is my car!"

    One of the 3 tough guys: "Was yours, now it's stolen!!"

    Find fuck buddies in your area!

  • bringer
    i have man boobies
    • Jul 2003
    • 13082

    #2
    needs work, try again
    333-765-551

    Comment

    • EviLGuY
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 12745

      #3
      its like a joke only not as funny.

      Just kidding.. that made me chuckle.

      Comment

      • alexg
        IL4L.com
        • Aug 2003
        • 11287

        #4
        Originally posted by bringer
        needs work, try again
        I just read it somewhere
        I found it funny

        come on guys...I had to translate it to english for you..
        show some respect

        Find fuck buddies in your area!

        Comment

        • TheFrog
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4095

          #5
          Originally posted by bringer
          needs work, try again

          Comment

          • BabeHunter
            Webmaster
            • Oct 2001
            • 4063

            #6
            translating jokes can be hard


            the Pope was visiting the U.S.
            when he and his driver was going down the road the
            pope said: i never get to drive anymore...let me do it...so he started to drive...50miles 60miles 100miles/h
            he was going way to fast and a police officer stopped him...the cop called up his sergeant
            Sergeant : why are you bugging me? who have you stopped the mayor?
            Cop: no, some 1 more importnet
            Serg: the Govener?
            cop: more importnet
            Serg: More importnet? i can't belive it, have you stopped the President???
            cop: no, more importnet!
            Serg: now you are pissing me off, who is more importnet then the President?
            Cop: i don't know who this guy is, but the pope is his driver
            Yep

            Comment

            • hova
              Traffillionaire
              • Jan 2002
              • 22430

              #7
              Thats not really funny
              http://traffillions.com/

              Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

              Comment

              • fiftyfingers
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 582

                #8
                I get it.
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

                Comment

                • bringer
                  i have man boobies
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 13082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fiftyfingers
                  I get it.
                  here's your prize
                  (_))hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha=D
                  333-765-551

                  Comment

                  • Lykos
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 31027

                    #10
                    Nice one

                    Comment

                    • fris
                      I have to go potty
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 55750

                      #11
                      bringer you fag pirate messaage me on icq
                      Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.


                      Totally Free Templates

                      Comment

                      • bringer
                        i have man boobies
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 13082

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fris
                        bringer you fag pirate messaage me on icq
                        how dare you
                        333-765-551

                        Comment

                        • Jer
                          God is Brazilian
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 10601

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BabeHunter
                          translating jokes can be hard


                          the Pope was visiting the U.S.
                          when he and his driver was going down the road the
                          pope said: i never get to drive anymore...let me do it...so he started to drive...50miles 60miles 100miles/h
                          he was going way to fast and a police officer stopped him...the cop called up his sergeant
                          Sergeant : why are you bugging me? who have you stopped the mayor?
                          Cop: no, some 1 more importnet
                          Serg: the Govener?
                          cop: more importnet
                          Serg: More importnet? i can't belive it, have you stopped the President???
                          cop: no, more importnet!
                          Serg: now you are pissing me off, who is more importnet then the President?
                          Cop: i don't know who this guy is, but the pope is his driver
                          This is a nice joke, but it's old.

                          Comment

                          Working...