i need a script for .htaccess

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I need one that will redirect foreign traffic to a url of my choice in .htaccess
can anyone help?
I did a search on GFY and i found what i was looking for, but the link only took me to GFY's main page

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you like men?

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Are you that fucker that keeps peeping in on my daughters window at night? you sick fuck, wait till i get my hands on you, you can find out just how much i DO like men

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i only like free range chickens

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pa will you tuck me in, me eyes are getting heavy

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hehe, your a sick person!

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I like the fishes cause their so delicious