Internet will be down tomorrow!

[ThaiChix]

Due to a system upgrade and installation of the new and hot internet v2.1.

Here is some of the new & hot features

- 60% increase in sales
- Customers will stay longer
- No more credits and charge backs

Some male beta testers has reported an increase in dick size, more hair on their balls and night vision.

Best regards

MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

[Amputate Your Head]

sweet!

Does it come bundled with the new and improved hitbot v4.1?

[greentea]

How about fresh phished aol accounts?

[$imonb]

I just wish Elvis was alive to see it.

[ThaiChix]

Yes, the new internet V2.1 will by default attack any internet site you visit. We think that this is a good way to keep and maintain a healthy relationship with system administrators all over the world


Best regards

MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

[greentea]

Al Gore would be proud!

He invented the net

[ElvisManson]

Originally posted by $imonb
I just wish Elvis was alive to see it.

WTF do you mean by that?

[kmanrox]

ive had that virus for months now ;-)

[Babaganoosh]

Man, this is no joke. I have been beta testing internet v. 2.1 and since using it, I have been making more than 60% more money. It has also reduced my bandwidth charges by 80% while increasing my traffic about 8-10X. I have also noticed I have lost 3 pants sizes! My penis is considerably larger since I began and erectile dysfunction is a thing of the past. Also, after eating foods such as cabbage and beans, embarrassing gas is no longer a problem. My farts are not only silent, but smell like roses!


THANKS INTERNET 2.1!

[greentea]

This is better news then TGP2 TGP3 and TGP4 BETA

[RaGe]

This reminds of those "In the year 2000..." skits on Conan O'Brien

[ThaiChix]

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Man, this is no joke. I have been beta testing internet v. 2.1 and since using it, I have been making more than 60% more money. It has also reduced my bandwidth charges by 80% while increasing my traffic about 8-10X. I have also noticed I have lost 3 pants sizes! My penis is considerably larger since I began and erectile dysfunction is a thing of the past. Also, after eating foods such as cabbage and beans, embarrassing gas is no longer a problem. My farts are not only silent, but smell like roses!


THANKS INTERNET 2.1!

[mariuz]

so what time is this happening?