Ventriloquist Attack
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a
bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond
jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes,
Asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes
up, "You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard
on your knee!"
bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond
jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes,
Asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes
up, "You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard
on your knee!"
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