Jock Itch!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!

[pr0]

How do i cool down my boys!?!?!

Its been going on for weeks now...what the hell should i do???

I need tested & true remedies please!

Heres what i've tried so far.....

1 - Extremely Hot & Cold water
2 - Body Lotion
3 - Triple Action Gold Bond
4 - Alchohol
5 - Cold Oatmeal
6 - Shaving Lotion
7 - Shaving off my pubez
8 - Letting Party Goat lickem

I need options people...i fear they will start to fall off soon

[the bulldog]

go down to the pharmacy and see if they have any ralgex
athletes use it sometimes (not on their nuts but to stop itching and aches)

make sure u shave off ur pubes first

then rub a thick layer of the ralgex all over your nuts to soothe them

works great to cure itches

[pr0]

i thought ralgex was used to re-grow hair....you trying to be funny???

[mika]

let them fall off. its natural

[joe_blob]

Buy a bottle of "Heat" from the drug store. It's for sore muscles. Pour it into a warm bath, and hop in. Now hop out and run around screaming your fucking ass off. Voila. . . you're cured.

[don]

Micatin.Get the cream not the spray.

[the bulldog]

Originally posted by pr0
i thought ralgex was used to re-grow hair....you trying to be funny???

no im serious

ask ur pharmacy it soothes and relaxes

[Squishy]

Go to your doctor and get some diflucan...it'll be dead in 48 hours.

[3Jane]

pr0,

Although I have no balls of my own (or at least not the physical kind between the legs), I do recall hearing that Jock Itch is a fungal problem and that's why just soothing the inflamation/itchiness will not cure you of it completely. Ask your pharmacist for an anti-fungal agent of some kind and those bad boys should simmer down in no time.

[RobertD]

did you recently start using a new kind of laundry detergent?

[Lensman]

Originally posted by don
Micatin.Get the cream not the spray.

No, get the spray. Also known as Desenex.

[Babaganoosh]

Any rash? If it really is jock itch, it's usually right in the spot where your leg meets your nuts. Then it will spread over your nuts and under your dick. It itches like a motherfucker. It's usually accompanied by athletes foot also since they are exactly the same fungus.

Head to the store and get some 1% Clotrimazole cream. Get the generic shit. The brand name stuff is the same and is a few bucks more expensive.

Oh yeah.....this thread makes my nuts itch!

[pr0]

What about itchy dry, flakey skin? Could this be different than jock itch entirely?

[smack]

pr0 the only advice i can offer you is don't put cologne on your nuts if you have crabs. it burns. thanks richard pryore for such words of wisdom

[pr0]

Originally posted by smack
pr0 the only advice i can offer you is don't put cologne on your nuts if you have crabs. it burns. thanks richard pryore for such words of wisdom

if your sleeping in my bed smack...i hope you get whatever i got!

[fuct]

pr0,

i guess i should stop rubbin my nutz w. your soap since your gone... damn

SHIT!, thats why my nutz are ichy... its cause of you .. damn..

lol... jk

latz

[smack]

no way pr0 i wouldn't sleep in your bed. i dunno where you been man. ;x

[jimmyf]

This will work we used in when I played football back in the darkages...It will burn like hell but it will get rid if it...Also will kill athlete's foot...I havn't seen it in the drug store's though for a long time...( don't think am spelling it right )Absorbent Jr.

If you find it and use it...Don't cover it right away...have'm run around the house 2 times buck naked..

Serious it really will work

[Machine]

lmfao @ Pro's burning pubes!!!

sorry bro, I gotta laugh

[pr0]

Originally posted by Machine
lmfao @ Pro's burning pubes!!!

sorry bro, I gotta laugh

yeaaa...laugh it up machine

i heard you got a nasty case of herpies sitting bare-ass in brians corvette

[Wilbo]

A wire brush for the itching, sweet relief.

[tree]

splash some cologne on your little nutsack.....should do the trick!

[pr0]

my little nutsack??? your lookin for a beatdown!

[ElvisManson]

dude...maybe the guys that came up with this can help you out

http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html

[buster]

dude pro this is the remedy real men use and it works

ive been a tree climber for 11 years and used to get posion ivy and the old jock itch frm sweaty balls all the time.

1. scratch the fucking shit outta it untill its all bloody and leaky
2. dry area with a towel
3 . and i know this sounds wacked but poor rubbing alcohol on it .
4. rubbing alcohol will dry the infection up it works but hurts like a mother fucker.

temperary relief vo5 hair spray it will burn but will seal the area in 30 seconds and will not hurt for a few .

good luck oh ya if all else fails just ask amputate your head prednizone kicks ass and gets rid of imflimation...
peace
localg

[kmanrox]

after seeing teengodfathers picture three times this morning, and now this thread (yes i know, i should have got the hint by the thread name, silly me) i think im gonna puke

[jollyperv]

A good friend of mine gets really bad jock itch....he uses monostat 7, no bullshit. Try it.

[pr0]

Originally posted by buster
dude pro this is the remedy real men use and it works

ive been a tree climber for 11 years and used to get posion ivy and the old jock itch frm sweaty balls all the time.

1. scratch the fucking shit outta it untill its all bloody and leaky
2. dry area with a towel
3 . and i know this sounds wacked but poor rubbing alcohol on it .
4. rubbing alcohol will dry the infection up it works but hurts like a mother fucker.

temperary relief vo5 hair spray it will burn but will seal the area in 30 seconds and will not hurt for a few .

good luck oh ya if all else fails just ask amputate your head prednizone kicks ass and gets rid of imflimation...
peace
localg

Holy god man! Somehow I don't think your joking!?!?!