Three men are standing at the gate of heaven. When it is their turn to enter, Saint Peter tells them the God made a new rule that they have to pass in order to enter heaven. He tells them, "God said that you must have a good reason that you have died in order to enter the gates."
The first man walks up and Saint Peter asks him, "What is the reason you died?" The man says "Well, its kind of a funny story. I was on my balcony at the condo that I live in and I was naked because it was so hot that day. Earlier in the day it was raining. I didn't realize it at the time, but the treadmill was a bit wet. Well, I slipped and fell off of the balcony. But luckily I was able to grab ahold of the balcony of the floor below me.
But just then, some wacko came running up and threw me off the balcony. Again, as luck had it, I survived the fall. But then that wacko dropped a refrigerator on me and that was when I died. Saint Peter said "You may enter."
The second man walked up and Saint Peter said "What is your story?" The second man said "Well, I had a feeling that my wife had been cheating on me, so I came home early from work today and found that my feelings were true because I found a naked man hanging from our balcony. I was so mad that I ran out there and threw him off of the balcony.
When I saw that he hadn't died. I picked up our fridge and threw it on him. I was in such a fit of rage that I had a heart attack and died instantly." Saint Peter said "You may enter." The third man walked up and Saint Peter said "What's your story?"
The third man said "Get this. I am naked and in a refrigerator!"
The first man walks up and Saint Peter asks him, "What is the reason you died?" The man says "Well, its kind of a funny story. I was on my balcony at the condo that I live in and I was naked because it was so hot that day. Earlier in the day it was raining. I didn't realize it at the time, but the treadmill was a bit wet. Well, I slipped and fell off of the balcony. But luckily I was able to grab ahold of the balcony of the floor below me.
But just then, some wacko came running up and threw me off the balcony. Again, as luck had it, I survived the fall. But then that wacko dropped a refrigerator on me and that was when I died. Saint Peter said "You may enter."
The second man walked up and Saint Peter said "What is your story?" The second man said "Well, I had a feeling that my wife had been cheating on me, so I came home early from work today and found that my feelings were true because I found a naked man hanging from our balcony. I was so mad that I ran out there and threw him off of the balcony.
When I saw that he hadn't died. I picked up our fridge and threw it on him. I was in such a fit of rage that I had a heart attack and died instantly." Saint Peter said "You may enter." The third man walked up and Saint Peter said "What's your story?"
The third man said "Get this. I am naked and in a refrigerator!"
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