Another shark attack

[Amputate Your Head]

over on Kaua'i.... guy put a beat down on this one and got lucky...

(Lihu'e, Kaua'i) --A shark attacked a surfer along Kauai's north shore. The incident happened around 7:45 Tuesday morning at Kalihiwai Beach. The surfer, 51 year old Bruch Orth, caught a few waves before the unexpected attack.

"Sitting on my board, waiting for the next set and out of nowhere a shark comes up and from a couple of feet and he came so fast and he lunged to the front of the board and just chomped on the rail. I gave him a couple of whacks on the nose and once I got him off my board he basically dove back under and we waited from him to come up again. I yelled at my buddies 'shark, shark.'

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[$5 submissions]

While sharks tend to be very erratic, some studies link "seal looking" images created by humans on surfboards may trigger attacks.

[=^..^=]

I once read that most attacks happen in the afternoon (around 4) in water depths of 3-5 feet

[SMG]

here fishy fishy fishy

[quiet]

no injury, lucky bastard.

[SubSonic]

Originally posted by quiet
no injury, lucky bastard.

what he said ...

[kmanrox]

Originally posted by $5 submissions
While sharks tend to be very erratic, some studies link "seal looking" images created by humans on surfboards may trigger attacks.

which is why it's recommended not to wear an all black or prodominently black wetsuit (if its wetsuit weather where you happen to be surfing that is)

[Firehorse]

No injury = good karma!

[BlazeBank]

Run for your lives

[=^..^=]

Originally posted by BlazeBank


Run for your lives

that's an easy one - the croc
(the shark's wearing a jet pack.
croc tears off jet pack - bye bye shark.. SPLAT!)

[tbabe]

Thats scary. Screw the ocean, the sharks can have it.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by =^..^=


that's an easy one - the croc
(the shark's wearing a jet pack.
croc tears off jet pack - bye bye shark.. SPLAT!)

no way.... definately the shark would win. The jetpack is machinery so it can be fixed and/or replaced as necessary, but the croc has actual wings, so one good bite from the shark.... rips croccies wings off and he's fucked. Plus, let's not forget the shark has way more efficient jaws for killing than the croc..... sharks are the perfect killing machines.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by tbabe
Thats scary. Screw the ocean, the sharks can have it.

Woo hoo!! Smart girl!! Swimming in the ocean makes you nothing more than fish food!!

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

Woo hoo!! Smart girl!! Swimming in the ocean makes you nothing more than fish food!!

still safer than driving on the freeway though...

[Amputate Your Head]

UPDATE:


i don't have no stinking update... just shamelessly bumping my own thread again.

[Basic_man]

Should be freaky!

[roybucks]

Originally posted by kmanrox


which is why it's recommended not to wear an all black or prodominently black wetsuit (if its wetsuit weather where you happen to be surfing that is)

go for a black and yellow striped one.... the idea is to look like some kind of poisonous water snake i believe

[okny]

Ruff shit, i would think twice about swimming in those waters.

[LexiLexxx]

I guess....He was Hungry!!!
I don't think I would want to
go surfing for a while!!