"modern" TGP webmaster needed

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  • some_idiot
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 1511

    #1

    "modern" TGP webmaster needed

    Immediate position available: 1 "modern" TGP webmaster

    As a "modern" TGP webmaster you should possess the TOTAL lack of the following skills;

    1. PERL/PHP/etc experiance, I can't have a perfect running script
    2. Any OS experiance, /dev/null IS a valid directory
    3. Knowlege of HTML forms, I want submitters to constantly try to upload an image
    4. Reading what you rip from other TGPs, The rules worked for him you don't need to know them
    5. Know the difference between ban and delete, 1 slip up from a submitter is 1 too many
    6. Counting, hey I want 1 out link, MY RECIP, submitters are my FREE content
    7. Emotional self control, FLAME the bastard for submitting in a relavent category
    8. Knowlege of traffic value, since this is a new TGP I want $1000 for the top spots

    If you believe that this is the right position for you, please send
    your resume to the contact email that you will incorrectly post on
    the submit page of this new TGP.



    This AVS pays my mortgage!
  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
    I like it. Careful you're going to get flooded with resumes.

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    • cayne
      My time is coming...
      • Jan 2004
      • 7475

      #3
      /dev/null
      If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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      • some_idiot
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 1511

        #4
        My one and only bump so the evening guys can giggle.

        This AVS pays my mortgage!

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        • 180°
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 248

          #5
          That's hilarious.


          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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          • Tuga
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7678

            #6
            You've got mail

            Go Fuck Yourself!
            ICQ 101411627

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            • r1-mel
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 168

              #7
              Do you need of gallery submit ? icq me!
              ICQ NO.:
              2 3 6 1 4 2 1 5 8

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