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  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #1

    My webmaster skills

    I can only design a very, very simple html page
    I don't use ICQ anymore.
  • Rorschach
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 5579

    #2
    Who gives a fuck whether it's pretty or not... it's whether it sells, and whether you can generate traffic, that matters.

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    • the indigo
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 2016

      #3
      I find ideas and my monkeys do the job.
      "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

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      • Mutt
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
        and how long have you been a webmaster?

        it's not brain surgery, maybe you don't work hard enough - there are hundreds of tutorials on design, HTML, CSS, DHTML for free out there in Googleland.

        unless you're a designer, not being able to make anything more than a simple webpage isn't important. Look at the Hun, look at SleazyDream, look at quiet's site and lots more examples .... you don't need flashy design skills to succeed, in fact i will guarantee you there is an inverse relationship between design skills and financial success in this business. Those who make the most money can't design/code anything for shit ..... those who can design and code the best make amongst the worst livings in this biz with a few exceptions.
        I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
          I can only design a very, very simple html page
          nowadays it doesnt really matter.. moreso if you pull in enough to have employees who do all this shit for you...

          back when i started i had no choice but to make webpages in notepad, etc....
          Crypto HODLr
          Crypto mining
          Angel investor

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          • sexsup
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 3004

            #6
            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
            I can only design a very, very simple html page
            That is the necessary

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            • leow
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 171

              #7
              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
              I can only design a very, very simple html page
              congrats!
              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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              • hoe_vender
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 2018

                #8
                I use others for the creative side of things
                ICQ #286508534

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  And your point? Pay people to do that shit

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                  • polish_aristocrat
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 40377

                    #10
                    bump for Oracle Porn
                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • alexg
                      IL4L.com
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287

                      #11
                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                      I can only design a very, very simple html page
                      make a couple of amateur websites...
                      like an 18 year old girls who built her own site or something...fill it with typos and stuff

                      Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                      • Fu-Q
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1546

                        #12
                        AIM - X8U
                        ICQ - 195301080

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                        • cayne
                          My time is coming...
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7475

                          #13
                          i can only edit completed scripts. cant do any codeline on my own.
                          but i have teh massive ps-skilllllz.
                          If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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                          • TurboTrucker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 2363

                            #14
                            I know what you mean, this is my site www.fivaxis.com

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                            • Xplicit
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2003
                              • 3558

                              #15

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                              • bringer
                                i have man boobies
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 13082

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                I know what you mean, this is my site www.fivaxis.com
                                nice.
                                heres mine http://www.federalabuse.com
                                333-765-551

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                                • axelcat
                                  Adult Locals
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 25450

                                  #17
                                  The design does not matter its the traffic that counts

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                                  • polish_aristocrat
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 40377

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Xplicit
                                    good but true
                                    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 40377

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by alexg
                                      make a couple of amateur websites...
                                      like an 18 year old girls who built her own site or something...fill it with typos and stuff
                                      I don't think typos encourage ppl to join
                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                      • arnette
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 283

                                        #20
                                        if you cant design you wont get anywhere, i remember back in 96 some guy make a shitty looking page, it was just a yellow background with a list of blue links, i dont think he got anywhere

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                                        • StuartD
                                          Sofa King Band
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 29903

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by arnette
                                          if you cant design you wont get anywhere
                                          Not true.
                                          This is me on facebook
                                          This is me on twitter

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                                          • arnette
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 283

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                            Not true.
                                            i was being sarcastic. read the description of the site. does it remind you of anyone? thehun.net perhaps?

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                                            • alexg
                                              IL4L.com
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 11287

                                              #23
                                              is this thread old?
                                              i think it is

                                              Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                                              • swedguy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 7981

                                                #24
                                                Sometimes I wish I had PhotoShop skills

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                                                • groark
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 1966

                                                  #25
                                                  Even a noob can make kickass sites with Photoshop + Dreamweaver

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                                                  • Rui
                                                    web
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 9533

                                                    #26
                                                    shit even a retard can do more than a "simple page" with tools like DreamWaver & Frontpage ;) , try harder man...or pay somebody else to do it lol

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                                                    • MGPspots
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 422

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by arnette
                                                      i was being sarcastic. read the description of the site. does it remind you of anyone? thehun.net perhaps?
                                                      Ah, I thought it was ebay (but I guess they started a bit earlier). Actually ebay is a great example, awesome company with an absolutely pig ugly 1990's site.
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                      • Playa-Deak
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 1065

                                                        #28
                                                        Its funny. Cuz I think thehun & shemp are VERY basic & simple. But their the top tgp sites on the net... I've crafted my skills as a designer but I'm starting to feel like it was just a waste of time
                                                        I shoot Amateur Porn. Mostly Black Girls and Some White Gals... My site is www.FreakyDeak.com Check me out!
                                                        ICQ: 205-608-095

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