Big Sofware Problem - Be Warned !!!

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  • I Kevin I
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 43

    #1

    Big Sofware Problem - Be Warned !!!

    Dear IT Support
    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
    which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
    apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
    was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
    other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and
    Playboy 6.1.
    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
    beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a
    virus
    in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
    Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
    they caused severe damage to my hardware.
    Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0 only to discover
    hat this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost)to Wife 1.0,
    which Ibreluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
    available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
    Cleanhouse 2000.
    Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
    be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0
    also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can,
    without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!
    These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess
    what the problem is myself.
    Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
    regularly,requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also
    Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
    Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
    resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
    try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
    When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
    or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
    Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
    Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
    problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the
    presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before
    un-installing itself.
    Any Ideas ?
    Kind regards
    DialerConnection
    ICQ#121258311
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    only about 6 years old now..
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • I Kevin I
      Registered User
      • Feb 2002
      • 43

      #3
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      only about 6 years old now..
      really ?
      i need to start reading my emails !


      sorry
      DialerConnection
      ICQ#121258311

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      • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2001
        • 4751

        #4
        Still funny six years later though ... and so very true

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        • spacedog
          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
          • Nov 2001
          • 14149

          #5
          First time I read it & I found it very amusing..

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          • Snake Doctor
            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
            • Mar 2001
            • 13449

            #6
            Oldie but goodie.....and frighteningly realistic
            sig too big

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            • Keev
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 5335

              #7
              Classic
              ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

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