Use this patch NOW!

[Huggles]

Dear friend , use this Internet Explorer patch now!
There are dangerous virus in the Internet now!
More than 500.000 already infected!




Microsoft sends me the best email.

[Repetitive Monkey]

Run ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, it's for real for sure.

[Dirty F]

One thing i dont understand about virus and trojan mails....why always the shitty english?

Someone whos smart enough to write a virus should be able to spell 1 sentence correct in english one would think.

[Rorschach]

You're lucky that they single you out for special attention like that. Now that's support!

[Triple 6]

Originally posted by Battuss
One thing i dont understand about virus and trojan mails....why always the shitty english?

Someone whos smart enough to write a virus should be able to spell 1 sentence correct in english one would think.

have you not considered foreigners doing the deed? explains the bad english

[wyldblyss]

I'm so special that I get a ton of those a day.

Why you hate me?
Why you say that ?
or my fav of the moment...

Hi, this is the fbi and we noticed you downloaded some music...we have hacked into your computer and found the following files on it. If you are stupid enough to believe this then please click on the attachment to see the names of all the files you shouldn't have. We will also be serving you with a warrant along with a free bonus offer of a virus or trojan. Thank you and have a nice day.

Of course, it isn't worded that way, but that is the gist of it.

[Huggles]

My favorite:



You said I was a terrorist in the WWW


I REPORT YOU!



Or something.

[foolio]

I always pay attention to those - you can never be too carefull

[VeriSexy]

WTF remembers be of the lady that told me she is scared to use the internet