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  • Rhino22
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 2288

    #1

    Some chick ICQ's me...funny transcript.

    264-709-707 (6:59 PM) :
    Hi, my name Helen.

    264-709-707 (7:00 PM) :
    How are You?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:31 PM) :
    who are u?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:32 PM) :
    u from GFY?

    264-709-707 (7:40 PM) :
    Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:41 PM) :
    yah im there..

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
    so you trying to get married to an american citizen?

    264-709-707 (7:42 PM) :
    Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
    I did

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
    ill marry you

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
    do you put out?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    well I guess you'd have to, right?

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    after the honeymoon...

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    do you even speak english?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    do you know what sex means?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    will you 'sex' me?

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    no.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    no? wtf? You want to marry me but you wont sex me?

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    I'll marry you only to become a citizen.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    You want to be a citizen of my penis?

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    You are disgusting

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    Well excuse me for thinking that my wive is going to put out on the honeymoon.

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    I'm not your wife.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    You want to be...

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    Yah, so?

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    Well, I'll tell you what. I'll do you a few times, and if you're good enough, I'll marry you.

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    I can't come to the US unless you marry me first.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    Okay, so I'll marry you, and if you're good in bed, I'll keep you. If not, I'll get an enollment.

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    You lying

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    Yah, I'll get an enollment either way. What do you say?

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    I don't like the way you talk to me.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    I'm not talking, I'm typing.

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    You turn me on and then you lie.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    I turn everyone on, get over it.

    264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
    Ok. Ill do it. If Im sex you good, you keep me.

    Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
    No. I'm done talking to you. You disgust me.
  • stocktrader23
    Let's do some business.
    • Jan 2003
    • 18781

    #2
    Spacedog?


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    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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    • Rhino22
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 2288

      #3
      Originally posted by stocktrader23
      Spacedog?
      huh?

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      • IPK
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 4209

        #4
        just paste the funny parts, i don't want to read the whole thing, hehe
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        • Donny
          As you wish...
          • May 2002
          • 13754

          #5
          Did you tell her about your Ferrari?

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          • Rhino22
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2004
            • 2288

            #6
            Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
            Did you tell her about your Ferrari?
            No, then she would only want me for my car, and not my personality =[

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            • Donny
              As you wish...
              • May 2002
              • 13754

              #7
              Originally posted by Rhino22


              No, then she would only want me for my car, and not my personality =[

              Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.

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              • Rhino22
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 2288

                #8
                Originally posted by DonovanPhillips



                Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.
                Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
                Hey i'll tell you what, if you host my new parternship-with-lensman project, I'll marry you.

                264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
                Are you gay?

                Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
                Sure, why not. You wanna host it?

                264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
                Leave me alone.

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                • VeriSexy
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 25463

                  #9
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                  • Donny
                    As you wish...
                    • May 2002
                    • 13754

                    #10
                    You sure do have a wild imagination. Searching for that ICQ number returns this:

                    No User Was Found

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                    • stocktrader23
                      Let's do some business.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 18781

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                      You sure do have a wild imagination. Searching for that ICQ number returns this:

                      No User Was Found
                      Just ICQ it nimrod.


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                      "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                      • Donny
                        As you wish...
                        • May 2002
                        • 13754

                        #12
                        Owned yet again.

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                        • Donny
                          As you wish...
                          • May 2002
                          • 13754

                          #13
                          Originally posted by stocktrader23
                          Just ICQ it nimrod.

                          Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.

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                          • Rictor
                            Old Timer
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 12208

                            #14
                            Give her my ICQ. I'll marry her.

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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DonovanPhillips



                              Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.
                              I did. It's a freakin bot.


                              Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                              "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                              • cypocrypt
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 1851

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                Owned yet again.
                                read the ferrari post and this one....im just a fucking noob and prob have no right yet to say *OWNED* but i will borrow yours

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                                • volante
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2940

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                  Spacedog?


                                  I was thinking the same thing the moment I saw the subject...

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                                  • Rhino22
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 2288

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DonovanPhillips



                                    Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.
                                    LoL... Donovan, youre one of the judges for the video contest, right?

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                                    • Azathoth
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 217

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips



                                      Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.

                                      bhahahaha

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