how many programmers are here?

[lurking]

just curious, programmers unite!

[AndrewKanuck]

[Odin88]

I have an intimate relationship with PHP.

[gornyhuy]

mainly java, php, vb, hahahahahahahahahaha.

[lurking]

nice, I know there are more of you out there, don't be shy!

[Libertine]

I'm here... I'm a drtunk p[rogrammer right now though

[Bigjohn]

Wishing I wasn't right now 'cause the project I'm working on is a total pain in the ass!

[arial]

Originally posted by gornyhuy
mainly java, php, vb, hahahahahahahahahaha.

How good are you in VB? I have a project that I'm working on thast basically does everything Valve Software's... Steam does (www.steampowered.com) only on the HL 1110 engine and not Steams.

[Zorgman]

Yo, im here. But more to the point any lady programmers out there?

[lurking]

Originally posted by punkworld
I'm here... I'm a drtunk p[rogrammer right now though

i'm working on that,

cheers

[Libertine]

Originally posted by lurking


i'm working on that,

cheers

I'm drinking Pitt beer right now;... You're making me jealouds

[block]

I program java, cgi, php, hahahahahahahahahaha, powerbuilder, vb... :D

[ytcracker]

<-

raise up

[lurking]

Originally posted by punkworld


I'm drinking Pitt beer right now;... You're making me jealouds

nothing like some friday night crown and code. throw that shit in the trash and get some liquor

[bret]

he said programmers. you pesky scripters stay the fuck out of this thread.

[lurking]

Originally posted by bret
he said programmers. you pesky scripters stay the fuck out of this thread.

I like you already

[sickkittens]

Originally posted by bret
he said programmers. you pesky scripters stay the fuck out of this thread.

Sorta like when "logo designers" pop up and show off their talent w/ their portfolio of Photoshop embossed and shadowed text?

[Libertine]

Originally posted by bret
he said programmers. you pesky scripters stay the fuck out of this thread.

C, C++, Java, hahahahahahahahahaha. PHP, Turbo Pascal, Basic, Delphi, Perl, VB, ASP, etc, etc, etc.

SHut the fuck up n00b.

[lock]

A lot more glorified thumb builders than programmers here but is always good to know there are some people that actually help automate the webmaster process.,

[lurking]

Originally posted by punkworld
Turbo Pascal, Basic, Delphi, Perl

damn, how old are you? I can't remember the last time I saw a qbasic screen

[mistersoft]

I used to do that. Mainly Java.

[nuclei]

quite a few

[Ash@phpFX]

delphi, php, a little vb

[gornyhuy]

Originally posted by arial


How good are you in VB? I have a project that I'm working on thast basically does everything Valve Software's... Steam does (www.steampowered.com) only on the HL 1110 engine and not Steams.

I'm no guru, but I have a very solid handle on network enabled vb apps, digging into the windows API calls from VB, throwing sexy skins on them and packaging them up similarly to steam. Looks like the devil is in the details on that project.

I'm better at that kind of thing in java. Basically when a really in depth project comes along I go whole hog into the language of choice for that project for awhile. Then I go off on other things for months at a time.

[cube³]

exlusively in brainf*ck. http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/

[arg]

Done a little of a lot of languages. 6502, 8088, 68000, and sys/370 assembly, fortran iv, watfiv, lisp, forth, graforth, karel, several basics & pascals, c, c++, and in more recent years pic microcontroller assembly. Now I'm pretty well lobotomized on scripting (perl, awk, and just stringing unix commands together), coding just enough to meet my adult webmaster requirements. I enjoyed programming a lot when I was younger, and up until three years ago still did some microcontroller programming and circuit design & assembly, but it doesn't interest me that much now, and porn referrals makes a lot more money for me.

[xxxoutsourcing]

[FiReC]

maybe a little

[bret]

Originally posted by punkworld

C, C++, Java, hahahahahahahahahaha. PHP, Turbo Pascal, Basic, Delphi, Perl, VB, ASP, etc, etc, etc.

SHut the fuck up n00b.

;compile this. come back and respond.
#make_COM#

ORG 100h
JMP main

msg DB 'fuck 0ff scr1pt k1ddi3!', 0

main:

MOV SI, 0

print_char:

MOV AL, msg[SI]
CMP AL, 0
JE stop
MOV AH, 0Eh
INT 10h
INC SI
JMP print_char

stop:
RET
END

[JulianSosa]

Programmers please see this



http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=228687

[lurking]

Originally posted by JulianSosa
Programmers please see this



http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=228687

get out of my thread

[Lane]

[YAYO]

Visual Basic

Wussuh

[fusionx]

Originally posted by bret


;compile this. come back and respond.
#make_COM#

ORG 100h
JMP main

msg DB 'fuck 0ff scr1pt k1ddi3!', 0

main:

MOV SI, 0

print_char:

MOV AL, msg[SI]
CMP AL, 0
JE stop
MOV AH, 0Eh
INT 10h
INC SI
JMP print_char

stop:
RET
END

You forgot to hook int14 - real "scriptkiddies" use modems...

[bret]

Originally posted by fusionx


You forgot to hook int14 - real "scriptkiddies" use modems...

heh. i wouldn't want him thinking i was trying to download his list of h4x0r3d aol accounts.

[YAYO]

Originally posted by bret


heh. i wouldn't want him thinking i was trying to download his list of h4x0r3d aol accounts.

Did somebody say Gibsons?

[lurking]

Originally posted by YAYO


Did somebody say Gibsons?

[fusionx]

Originally posted by bret


heh. i wouldn't want him thinking i was trying to download his list of h4x0r3d aol accounts.

Just checking...

Hey - maybe AOL is where the money is

[arg]

Originally posted by bret



;compile this. come back and respond.
#make_COM#

ORG 100h
JMP main

msg DB 'fuck 0ff scr1pt k1ddi3!', 0

main:

MOV SI, 0

print_char:

MOV AL, msg[SI]
CMP AL, 0
JE stop
MOV AH, 0Eh
INT 10h
INC SI
JMP print_char

stop:
RET
END

Pokey. Try:

#make_COM#

ORG 100h
JMP main

msg DB '!3idd1k tp1rcs ff0 kcuF!'

main:

MOV SI, 22 ; str len
MOV AH, 0Eh ; int 10h leaves ah 0Eh intact?

print_char:

MOV AL, msg[SI]
INT 10h
DEC SI
JNZ print_char

stop:
RET
END

[JDog]

I'm a programmer

jDoG

[bret]

Originally posted by arg


Pokey. Try:

#make_COM#

ORG 100h
JMP main

msg DB '!3idd1k tp1rcs ff0 kcuF!'

main:

MOV SI, 22 ; str len
MOV AH, 0Eh ; int 10h leaves ah 0Eh intact?

print_char:

MOV AL, msg[SI]
INT 10h
DEC SI
JNZ print_char

stop:
RET
END

efficiency over scalability...

you are missing a comparison though...

[arg]

Originally posted by bret


efficiency over scalability...

you are missing a comparison though...

scalability vs. we-can't-fire-him-cuz-he-has-to-maintain-the-unscalable-code

doesn't dec set the zero flag, without an explicit cmp?

[bret]

Originally posted by arg


scalability vs. we-can't-fire-him-cuz-he-has-to-maintain-the-unscalable-code

doesn't dec set the zero flag, without an explicit cmp?

bah. i stand corrected.

[Volantt]

$message = 'I am one';

echo $message;

V

[myneid]

LOL, programmer threads are funny.

if any of you US programmers want to run your work through a corporation and get a paycheck with your taxes taken out, lmk.


(ahahah this is my 256th post)

[bret]

Originally posted by myneid
LOL, programmer threads are funny.

if any of you US programmers want to run your work through a corporation and get a paycheck with your taxes taken out, lmk.


(ahahah this is my 256th post)

i guess we could say you are full of character.

if that was not the worst pun ever, please tell me what is.

[SilverTab]

C/C++, Java, Pascal, PHP,VB etc....here

[dj-ohki]

Originally posted by bret

if that was not the worst pun ever, please tell me what is.

nope, that pretty much takes the cake.

fellow code poet. hurk

.... really need to clean that page up a bit..

[Trax]

i bet there are 100s here

[fuzebox]

Am I too late?