You need to take some of these women to the movies now, and use my Famous Popcorn Bucket Trick!
Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket the size of your cock,, stick the bucket on top of your unit, when the gal goes to grab for the popcorn, she will be pleasntly suprised to find your throbbing cock in the popcorn.
This is great for your first date. She will be telling her friends about this for months.
As a kid, I tried the "popcorn bucket of love" trick but cut the hole a bit small and got a round paper cut on my cock...hurt like a bitch...and the salt on the popcron intensified the pain, so a warning to you kids trying this age old "handjob the hardway" gag, make sure to cut that hole big enough...otherwise when she's sliding a greasy hand down your popcorn covered pole, you don't get the slat burn from hell....nothing like crying like a fucking baby during "Top Gun"....
Boner... It was your idea to go to the movies. And if I would have let you carry the popcorn bucket that you would have done the same thing. Sorry I had to get the extra large vat size popcorn so my cock would pop out of the top. I never thought you would eat it all. But you are such a good little man!!!
"ARGHHHH, Headless...please no...don't eat me...look, I'm an angel atop a christmas tree...you like angels don't you Headless? Everyone likes angels...."
Damn son, thats a lot of money, i would have to encourage you to go to a place that can handle the large quanity of clients. shit you will your quite damn rich 9off that one cheek im sure.
yup and at Gameworks when headless and I were about to race to the top of that big assed rock thing, the chickies kept holding him back and thus we never got to finish...oh, but next time...next time I shall have my victory....
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