Drunk Driving

[Rictor]

A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The
policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat
chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

[Lensman]

The last time a cop pulled me over, he asked why I was so mad. I top him that his lights startled me so much, that I spilled my beer.

[PostWhore]

[Lykos]

Originally posted by Rictor
A man is driving late one Saturday night when a cop pulls him over. The
policeman walked up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving?"

"No," replies the policeman, "you were driving fine. It's the ugly fat
chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

Good one

[siccmade]

I was just on a conference call with some friends, drove to the gas station

got some coffee

driving, forgot to put on my lights

so a cop flashes me and shit, pulls me over

because my lights were off he assumes im drunk and make me take a breathalizer test

fuck the police.