MANAGEMENT LESSONS
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Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked
him, "Can I also
sit
like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the
rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a
sudden,
a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would
love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the
bull.
"They're with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and
found
that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the first branch
of
the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the
second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at
the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot
the
turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the
top, but it won't
keep
you there.
Lesson Number Three
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
to be Boss. The
Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, "We
should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he
wants to go." The
hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the
work and earn
all
the money. "
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs
and the eyes
until
finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts
laughed at the idea of
the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on
strike,
blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
short time the eyes
became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart
and
lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole
should be the Boss, so
the motion was passed. All the other parts did all
the work
while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a
Boss -any asshole
will do.
Lesson Number Four
******************
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold,
the Bird froze and fell to the ground in a large
field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on it. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it
began to realize
how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him
out! He lay there
all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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Lesson Number One
*****************
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked
him, "Can I also
sit
like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the
rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a
sudden,
a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
*****************
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would
love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the
bull.
"They're with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and
found
that it actually gave him enough strength to reach
the first branch
of
the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the
second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at
the
top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot
the
turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the
top, but it won't
keep
you there.
Lesson Number Three
*******************
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
to be Boss. The
Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control
the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, "We
should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he
wants to go." The
hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the
work and earn
all
the money. "
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs
and the eyes
until
finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts
laughed at the idea of
the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on
strike,
blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
short time the eyes
became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart
and
lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole
should be the Boss, so
the motion was passed. All the other parts did all
the work
while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a
Boss -any asshole
will do.
Lesson Number Four
******************
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold,
the Bird froze and fell to the ground in a large
field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on it. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it
began to realize
how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him
out! He lay there
all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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