I happen to know for a fact that I was not only born all fucked up, but that it is my sworn duty as a member of an Elite Inebriation Squad based in a local tavern near you to maintain and uphold the tradition of not passing out before the keg is empty and all the strippers have stripped.
Um, wait... What was my point again? Damn. I forgot. Oh well. Life goes on.
Hope everyone makes 33.9% more money today than they did yesterday! Why that amount? No reason. Just sounded cool.
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