Ninja's

[burn]

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

[waste]

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."

LMAO

"I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)"

this guy is fucking sick

"Scene 1:   

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food.  Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet.  There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped.  Then some dude jumps out of nowhere.  The ninjas start beating this guy?s ass bad.  Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude.  The ninja star cuts the guy?s head totally off.  The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome.  The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming.  Then the scene ends. "

see what i mean, sick

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[burn]

I thought it was fucking bilarious but I have a twisted sence of humor.

[SixNine]

Sheeeeyite...

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

SixNine

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[Amputate Your Head]

That whole site is a load of shit.

and this guy is an idiot:



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[Amputate Your Head]

From his site:

Dear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don?t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that?s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don?t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some ?code of honor?, just because you read Ching Chong?s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn?t believe everything you read. If by ?code of honor?, you mean ?code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet?, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you?re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.



No thank you,

Robert



p.s.

you are dummies

funny shit there man...

[burn]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
That whole site is a load of shit.

and this guy is an idiot:



[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 01-17-2002).]

But he can cut off your head with a throwing star

[Lane]

Originally posted by burn:

But he can cut off your head with a throwing star

the head of Amp?

Amp = Amputate your Head
remember?

[burn]

Crank them speakers when checking out the site there is a sweet big pimpin remix.

[Exxxotica]

I heard Sleazy had a hell of a time trying to keep out non-paying Ninja's from his party.

[Slippery When Drunk]

LOL Exxxotica!!!

Watch out for those shirt ninjas, you can tell them by the ICP in the background.

ICP fans will know what I am talking about.

[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
That whole site is a load of shit.

Quit being so defensive... you know you're a Ninja

[burn]

Here is just a little story to prove that Ninjas can hide anywhere. About two years ago I was on my way to work. It was about 9 o'clock in the morning when I stepped into my car. I turned the ignition and the car wouldn't turn over at all. Instead it made this weird sound like an ant-eater trapped in a freezer. I got out of the car and walked to the front of the car. I opened the hood and there he was....a ninja! I was so scared that I ran away as fast as I could. I turned around as I was running and saw the ninja flipping out on my car. I then got real pissed and ran back over to confront the Ninja. I said "What the hell do you think you're doing? He stopped what he was doing and tilted his head towards the sky. He then took out a Ninja star and threw it at me. It hit my knee cap and stuck there. The pain was awful! When I looked back up to see what the Ninja was doing, he was gone. The only thing that he left was a chewed carrot and a note with the words "Donkey", "Badmitton", "Thyroid Gland", and "Duke" written on it. This goes to show you that you have to be careful everywhere that you go. Ninjas are everywhere!!

[burn]

Dude, there was this couple walking through the park sayin' that they were all punk and stuff. This ninja was sittin' on a park bench reading a newspaper and heard them talking. So he started flipping out and stuff. They tried to run, but he threw a ninja start and sliced thier legs off! It was amazing. Then he kept flipping out and threw the park bench at them and made thier heads blow up! He whipped out a guitar and wailed on it so hard he broke the strings! Ninja's rock! Coolest thing ever!

[Jamdin]

In some states, ninja stars are illegal.

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[Slippery When Drunk]

I hate ninjas, its like you are just sitting there minding your own business and ninjas start marching up your leg and biting you on the inside of your ass cheeks

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Jamdin:
In some states, ninja stars are illegal.

I've heard that... I think some states have even made cutting heads off illegal too.

[waste]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
I've heard that... I think some states have even made cutting heads off illegal too.

no way amp i don't believe you!!! prove it!!!

[tekart]

Originally posted by burn:
Here is just a little story to prove that Ninjas can hide anywhere. About two years ago I was on my way to work. It was about 9 o'clock in the morning when I stepped into my car. I turned the ignition and the car wouldn't turn over at all. Instead it made this weird sound like an ant-eater trapped in a freezer. I got out of the car and walked to the front of the car. I opened the hood and there he was....a ninja! I was so scared that I ran away as fast as I could. I turned around as I was running and saw the ninja flipping out on my car. I then got real pissed and ran back over to confront the Ninja. I said "What the hell do you think you're doing? He stopped what he was doing and tilted his head towards the sky. He then took out a Ninja star and threw it at me. It hit my knee cap and stuck there. The pain was awful! When I looked back up to see what the Ninja was doing, he was gone. The only thing that he left was a chewed carrot and a note with the words "Donkey", "Badmitton", "Thyroid Gland", and "Duke" written on it. This goes to show you that you have to be careful everywhere that you go. Ninjas are everywhere!!

WTF? A Ninja can throw a ?ninja star? at someone?s head and decapitate the victim yet you?re fortunate enough to only have it ?stick? to your knee cap?

Wow, who?s the superhero here I wonder?
LOL!

But it's still funny to read! I'm sure his scripts will get picked up by some famous studio...yeah..sure it will!

[Martin]

I like the big pimpin re-mix..

LOL.. This is some funny shit!!

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[waste]

what was that chris farely movie where he was a ninja?

[tekart]

Originally posted by waste:
what was that chris farely movie where he was a ninja?

I wanna say 'Beverly Hills Ninja' but not 100% sure...