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11-01-2003, 10:18 PM

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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11-02-2003, 03:16 AM
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11-02-2003, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by juicylinks

A prison guard is shaving your head.

Yes I'd say that would be a pretty strong sign...

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11-02-2003, 03:56 AM

I'd say that's a little too late.

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12-02-2003, 01:26 AM

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12-02-2003, 09:28 AM

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12-02-2003, 09:31 AM

My roommate is a lawyer by day, and he is always lying.

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12-02-2003, 09:33 AM

Lawyers are cool. I'd love to be one.
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